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Cole Sprouse’s Best Movies And TV Shows, Ranked

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By Melissa LemieuxOct. 13, 2024 11:45 am EST

Cole Sprouse may have spent his youth as one half of a double act, but his twenties have been all about coming into his own as an artist and an actor. Generations of young adults may have grown up on his work on “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody” and its sister series “The Suite Life on Deck,” but he’s moved on from Disney Channel sitcoms to challenging dramas, quirky cult horror comedies, and a legendarily campy television hit. All the while, he’s developed a wry comedic rhythm. From his beginnings as a teen idol, he’s built a career as a character actor with a résumé quite unlike many of his contemporaries.

But which of his projects hits the highest notes? Here’s a brief ranking of Cole Sprouse’s seven most interesting and best-acted TV series and film roles, going all the way back to when he was a child actor and branching out to his most recent hits.

Big Daddy

Julian Layla talk Columbia Pictures

It’s a fond memory for many a Millennial, but “Big Daddy” is one of those Adam Sandler comedies that hasn’t held up as well as “The Wedding Singer,” “Happy Gilmore,” or even “The Waterboy.” Yet both Cole and Dylan Sprouse — who share the role of Julian McGrath in the film — manage to give their character an appreciably wacky sense of life that goes beyond being a couple of blond moppets.

The film focuses on Sandler’s Sandy Koufax (yes, like the legendary Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher). A near-lawyer who’s never passed the bar, Sandy has been content to let life pass by without growing up or advancing his career. Then Julian, the biological son of Sandy’s roommate, Kevin Gerrity (Jon Stewart), is left on his doorstep after the boy’s mother dies of cancer. Kevin is out of town negotiating a deal in China, so Sandy decides to step up and take care of Julian, impersonating Kevin all the way. While he manages to finally attain maturity while raising the child, will his attempt at impersonating Kevin result in Julian being placed in a foster home?

It’s typical Sandler shenanigans all the way, but the movie’s sweet story and the unabashedly cute performances by Cole and his brother make it worth a watch, despite its very late-’90s jokes.

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody/Suite Life on Deck

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This marked the moment when the Sprouse twins really got to step out on their own and be individuals in front of the camera. A Disney Channel comedy that became one of the cable network’s series of big hits, “Suite Life” still has a strong fanbase even though nearly twenty years have passed since the show’s debut.

The series focuses on the Martin twins, studious Cody (Cole Sprouse) and mischievous Zack (Dylan Sprouse). The adolescents have the run of the ultra-fancy Tipton Hotel and live in a suite in the Boston-based facility where their mother, Carey (Kim Rhodes), makes ends meet by singing in the hotel’s lounge. The siblings’ working-class background clashes with that of their friend, self-absorbed heiress London Tipton (Brenda Song). London has a frequent rivalry with poor hardworking candy counter girl Maddie Fitzpatrick (Ashley Tisdale), who’s also a friend of the twins and goes to the same school as London, but on a scholarship. The two friends aid and abet Zack and Cody’s many adventures and schemes as they grow up together, while Mr. Mosby (Phill Lewis) acts as the group’s father figure, the hotel’s manager, and a frequent spoiler to their wacky adventures.

“Suite Life” was such a popular series it was eventually rebooted into “Suite Life on Deck,” which put the majority of the show’s cast on a cruise ship and ran for three more seasons. A science fiction-flavored TV movie, “The Suite Life Movie,” rounded out the show. There’s a reason why it was such an enduring show, and the Sprouse twins’ charm and sense of comedic timing were a big part of it.

Friends

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Let’s face it — if you’re watching “Friends,” it’s probably not for Cole Sprouse’s seven appearances as Ben Geller. Nonetheless, the aspiring star managed to make a good impression in a series of important episodes featuring the character, including the famous “Holiday Armadillo” outing, which earns him a place on this list. This also marks the first time Cole Sprouse ever got to act solo in a major way, without splitting the role with his brother or playing a pair of siblings.

Ben, of course, is the result of Ross Geller’s (David Schwimmer) marriage to Carol Willick (Jane Sibbett). Ross splits custody of Ben with Carol and her wife, Susan (Jessica Hecht), but mainly sees his son on holidays and weekends. Ben is a mischievous kid with a sense of humor and a lot of heart, though he sometimes annoys and consternates the adults around him. Cole Sprouse makes him a fun kid who’s easy to sympathize with, especially compared to the wild adults in his life.

Moonshot

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You would think that uniting teen faves Cole Sprouse and Lana Condor for a single television film would be a winning combination, but this Max-exclusive movie was largely forgotten by audiences soon after it was released. That’s unfortunate, because it’s a fun romp through the near future, with winning performances by both stars.

It’s 2049, and teenagers Walt (Sprouse) and Sophie (Condor) are just kids trying to live their normal lives when they meet by chance at a party. Walt’s been trying to get into the Kovi Industries Student Mars Program, but he’s been rejected over thirty times. Sophie’s boyfriend, Calvin (Mason Gooding), has already made the grade and breaks her heart by deciding to spend more time on the red planet than originally planned.

Walt convinces Sophie to take the next shuttle to Mars to be with Calvin, as long as she sneaks him aboard so he can fulfill his dream of going to Mars and track down Ginny (Emily Rudd), a girl he fell in love at first sight with. But can Walt’s fantasies about Mars and Sophie’s fantasies about Calvin survive the test of reality? It’s not often that Sprouse gets to play someone as charmingly manipulative as Walt, so this is a fun stretch for his acting muscles that proves to be an enjoyable watch despite the movie failing to make an impact on audiences.

Five Feet Apart

Will smiling CBS Films/Lionsgate

Despite what some people think, “Five Feet Apart” isn’t based on a true story. It is, however, a good, old-fashioned, romantic tearjerker about two teenagers, each of whom has a progressive and usually deadly disease, falling in love with each other. Romantic, quiet, and filled with warmth, the film gave Cole Sprouse the opportunity to introduce himself to the world as a full-on romantic lead without a hint of the typical dry sarcasm that typically underlies his performances.

Will Newman (Sprouse) and Stella Grant (Haley Lu Richardson) both have cystic fibrosis. Their illness forces them to maintain a physical distance between them of no less than five feet to avoid infection and death, thanks to their poor immune systems. But that’s not the only issue the teenagers’ relationship has; Stella keeps a strict eye on her health, while Will copes with his fatal diagnosis with a haphazard attitude. The two spark and court and fight, but can they outrun the disease they share to survive to the next year?

This is a classic weepy story that teenagers will love, but there’s also real substance and heft to it. Sprouse and Richardson do a good job with their roles and raise the entire film up beyond stock tragedy.

Riverdale

Jughead glowers The CW

Perhaps the most amazing thing about The CW’s long-lived take on the Archie Comics universe is that it doesn’t even come close to the wild things that actually take place in the Archie Comics universe. Go into the show knowing that, and you’ll be better prepared for the performances and plot developments that will greet you.

Cole Sprouse manages to bring both gravitas and knowing humor to his role as Forsythe “Jughead” Pendleton Jones III, a wannabe author who chronicles the bizarre, odd, and downright wild things that keep happening in his hometown. While his character mainly plays the artistic straight-man narrator to the rest of his friends, Jughead still manages to get rabies, be abducted by aliens, and accidentally cause an entire alternate dimension to open up over the course of the series’ long run. That’s a decent amount of chaos for a single Riverdalian to set loose on the world.

The thing to remember about “Riverdale” is, don’t expect it to make much sense. The show’s time period eventually gets so confusing that Sprouse was once called upon to explain it. As Jughead, Sprouse has to perform a delicate balancing act between seriously guiding his character through hell and winking at the audience. Somehow, he pulls it off, and that’s a performance worth commending.

Lisa Frankenstein

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It’s rare that a film manages to be deemed a cult classic within months of its release, but “Lisa Frankenstein” looks like it’s set to join the rarified air that movies like “Jennifer’s Body” and “Re-Animator” occupy. Cole Sprouse is wonderful as the mainly silent Creature, creating a breakout character with a dearly wordless performance — something that’s very hard to do.

It’s 1989, and all Lisa Swallows (Kathryn Newton) wants to do is catch the attention of Michael (Henry Eikenberry), the boy she has a crush on. She also has a crush of sorts on a boy who died in 1837 (Sprouse) after being dumped by his fiancée. A miracle occurs when a bolt of lightning hits the Victorian-era grave and brings the boy back to life. Lisa soon finds herself playing Frankenstein, stealing body parts to replace her Creature’s rotting ones and using her stepsister Taffy’s (Liza Soberano) tanning bed as a conduit to charge said parts back to life. Soon, the Creature takes on a life of his own, and Lisa finds herself cleaning up his messes, falling in love with him, and even committing some crimes of her own.

A delightful dark comedy horror film with a wicked sense of time and place, “Lisa Frankenstein” is unforgettable thanks to Cole Sprouse’s performance in his best major role so far.

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’90s B Movies That Are Actually Worth Watching (Even If They’re Terrible)

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By Paul GaitaOct. 13, 2024 7:15 am EST

What is a B-movie, anyway? The term once referred to the Hollywood practice of showing two movies at theater screenings – a major studio or “A” picture first, followed by a cheaper “B” movie. That definition now applies any low-budget, non-studio production, and usually a genre film like horror, action, or science fiction. B-movies are churned out every day; most streaming services offer dozens of new films in this category, all vying for audiences’ attention with sex, violence, faded stars, and a passing similarity to bigger-budget features.

Many B-movies are among the worst movies ever made, but not all B-movies are junk. “Night of the Living Dead” (1968) reshaped horror tropes, but is still essentially a B-movie; so are “Slacker,” “Clerks,” and “The Evil Dead.” Every decade since the dawn of talkies has its share of popular and successful B-movies, and the 1990s are no exception. Following is a list of ’90s-era B-movies that are worth checking out for a variety of reasons, from hidden quality to unintentional laughs.

One False Move

Dale Dixon points a gun I.R.S. Releasing

An indie thriller that established Bill Paxton as a leading man, put Billy Bob Thornton on the map as a writer and launched Carl Franklin’s directorial career, “One False Move” might have never become a sleeper hit in 1992. Made for $2.5 million, the film was a tough sell, with a first-time director in former actor Franklin, and a first-time feature writer in co-star Thornton. Paxton was its biggest name, but was known more as a character actor in films like “Aliens.” “One False Move” went unreleased for nearly a year until its producers wrangled a series of festival screenings.

Critics and audiences were wowed by the film, which concerned a trio of brutal criminals (Thornton, Cynda Williams, and Michael Beach) who are thwarted by Paxton’s small-town sheriff. “Its power comes from the stripped-down simplicity of its style and the unblinking savagery of its violence,” wrote the Washington Post. But “One False Move” is less a Tarantino-style exercise in bloodshed than a thoughtful character study that refashions movie notions of heroes and villains. Nothing is black and white in “One False Move”; everyone has moral shadings that make their actions more complicated. That complexity helped mint the movie as one of its decade’s best indies, if not one of the best thrillers of all time.

Night of the Living Dead (1990)

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The 1990 remake of “Night of the Living Dead” was motivated largely by economic necessity. Director George A. Romero never saw much of the 1968 original’s box office due to a faulty copyright, and launched a remake to recoup decades of losses. The new version, written by Romero and directed by special effects legend Tom Savini, followed its predecessor’s template but also added new touches: chief among these was Patricia Tallman’s Barbara, who was transformed from a meek victim in the original to a warrior here.

Described by Savini as “absolute torture,” the production was beset by problems, including numerous cuts to earn an R rating, which doomed the film with horror fans. Though dismissed in 1990 as a carbon copy of the groundbreaking original, Savini’s film is now a favorite among the horror faithful, with many critics singling out the abundant gore and fresh take on Barbara as its chief virtues. Even Savini himself likes it. “I saw it objectively, and it’s good,” he told Famous Monsters of Filmland (via It Came From… blog). “The actors are great, the suspense is there. I mean, it’s good!”

Neon City

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Though dozens of “Road Warrior” clones roared across home video screens in the ’80s and ’90s, 1991’s “Neon City” has a few distinguishing marks that make it one of the better post-apocalyptic movies out there. These include cult favorite Michael Ironside — as a bounty hunter leading a truckload of survivors across an America ravaged by ecological disaster — as well as the stark Salt Lake City locations. As TV Guide noted, “Director and supporting player Monte Markham uses the majestic Utah scenery well and manages the tricky feat of shooting the cramped truck interior with an energetic and fluid lens.”

“Neon City” also doesn’t have the budget for the stunts that fuel most “Road Warrior” retreads, and relies instead on a who-lives-who-dies scenario to build suspense (as many critics have noted, “Neon City” is essentially a futuristic revamp of John Ford’s “Stagecoach”). The odd but capable cast is also a plus: singer-actress Vanity, ex-footballer Lyle Alzado, Juliet Landau of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” and even Richard Sanders from “WKRP in Cincinnati.” As end-of-the-world adventures go, “Neon City” isn’t the best, but it’s also far from the worst.

The People Under the Stairs

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Although popular with his fans, “The People Under the Stairs” doesn’t quite make the top tier of Wes Craven’s best movies, like “A Nightmare on Elm Street” or “Scream.” A box office and critical hit  in 1992 (even Gene Siskel liked it), “People” shares elements with Craven’s finest films: two memorable villains, a likable hero (Brandon Adams of “The Mighty Ducks”), gruesome violence, some  transgressive moments, and the sociopolitical commentary that had been a part of his work since “Last House on the Left.” Jordan Peele even considered a remake as recently as 2023.

It’s possible that “People” hasn’t had the same staying power as other Craven classics because it hangs on a truly nasty premise. The villains are a deviate pair of wealthy landlords (Everett McGill and Wendy Robie, who played the Hurleys on “Twin Peaks”) prey on others in literal and figurative terms: they victimize their largely Black tenants with rent hikes and evictions while also turning a horde of abducted children into cannibalistic monsters.

Their crimes aren’t are graphic as those in Craven’s early shocker, “Last House on the Left,” but the notion is truly horrible (and allegedly based on a real event). Craven makes the premise scary, but also finds excitement, humor, and anger in its critique of wealth and excess. As such, it deserves a closer look.

Stone Cold

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“Stone Cold” was supposed to make Brian Bosworth a movie star after his brief, controversial run in the National Football League. The 1991 film didn’t set his acting career on fire (though he continues to log film and television appearances), but “Stone Cold” remains a gloriously over-the-top action entry, rich with testosterone-fueled stunts (including one motorcycle vs. helicopter bit that the New York Times described as packing a “fairly good visceral charge”), overripe dialogue and performances, and the willful disregard for plot logic that makes early ’90s B-action such a guilty pleasure.

What sets “Stone Cold” apart is that everyone — director Craig R. Baxley, Bosworth, and bad guys Lance Henriksen and William Forsythe — seems 100% committed (or in the case of Henriksen, 1000% percent, given his voracious scenery-chewing) to delivering what they believe is the most mind-blowing action movie ever. “Stone Cold” is not that by a long shot, but it’s determined to entertain, and goes the extra mile to sell its store-bought cheese as the finest fromage.

Dead Alive

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As every bio of Peter Jackson notes, the “Lord of the Rings” director began his career in low-budget features made in his native New Zealand. The title of his first film, 1987’s “Bad Taste,” largely sums up these efforts: splatter-soaked exercises in dark humor. Jackson’s third horror film, 1992’s “Braindead” — released in North America as “Dead Alive” — is awash in gore and zombies. But “Dead Alive” is also a bellwether for Jackson’s filmmaking talent, displaying a knack for humor and spectacle-sized setpieces that would serve him well on later projects.

The premise is totally absurd — mutant rat-monkey hybrids cause a zombie outbreak in a 1950s-era New Zealand suburb — allowing Jackson to design an endless parade of ways in which the human body can be torn apart. But the violence is ridiculous and revels in its own gross absurdity. The bloodshed eventually reaches surreal proportions when Jackson’s hero (Tim Balme) eliminates a crowd of zombies with a lawn mower and later, when he faces a skyscraper-sized version of his dead mother, both of which Jackson handles with a deft technical skill that belies his film’s paltry $3 million budget. The result is “the most hilariously disgusting movie ever made,” as the Los Angeles Times proclaimed.

The Borrower

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Shortly after shocking audiences in the mid-1980s with “Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer,” writer-director John McNaughton found himself in need of a follow-up project. As he told The Flashback Files in 2017, he turned down countless horror scripts until reading “The Borrower,” a grisly black comedy about an alien criminal exiled to Earth in human form. However, the alien’s body rejects its disguise, requiring it to acquire new heads from unwilling victims every few hours.

McNaughton liked the conceit of the head-swapping alien, which reminded him of actors assuming different roles. “That gave me something to take ahold of, other than just the monster that jumps up from behind a tree to scare you and eat you,” he said. Though not as dark as “Henry,” “The Borrower” delivered splattery horror and offbeat humor in equal measure, helped immeasurably by Antonio Fargas and “Henry” alumnus Tom Towles as various head donors. Completed in 1988 but unreleased until 1991, “The Borrower” earned modest praise from media like the New York Times, which accurately described it as “alternately silly and gross on purpose.”

Tales from the Hood

Mr. Simms smiles Savoy Pictures

The 1990s were a surprisingly lean period for horror anthologies, with the most notable entry being “Tales from the Darkside: The Movie.” However, one ’90s-era horror portmanteau film that deserves more notice is Rusty Cundieff’s “Tales from the Hood.” Produced by Spike Lee and released in 1995, the film offers a wealth of shocks as well as some pointed and still-relevant social commentary.

Its framing device — a strange funeral director (Clarence Williams III) relates stories about four recent arrivals — leads into traditional horror territory, including revenge from beyond the grave, psychic powers, witchcraft, and unorthodox medical procedures. For most anthology movies, a creepy payoff in each tale would be sufficient, but veteran director Cundieff and writer Darin Scott use the horror as a launching pad to address a deeper fear: the dangers inherent to the Black experience in America.

“Hood” tackles issues of police brutality, institutionalized racism, and the impact of violence to create, as Variety suggested, “a clever commingling of elements from ‘Boyz N the Hood’ and “Tales from the Crypt.'” The messages and frights hit with equal impact, the performances are effective — especially Williams as the ghoulish mortuary owner — and the visual effects belie the low budget. “Tales from the Hood” even got two sequels, in 2018 and 2020.

Frankenhooker

Elizabeth's neck is electrocuted Shapiro-Glickenhaus Entertainment

It goes without saying that a film titled “Frankenhooker” is in bad taste. The 1990 comedy, directed by “Basket Case” filmmaker Frank Henenlotter, is about an amateur mad scientist (James Lorinz) who decides that the best way to bring back his fiancee, Elizabeth (Patty Mullen), after her death by industrial lawnmower is to rebuild her from corpses. He harvests the limbs from New York City escorts, whom he eliminates with a drug that causes users to explode. But Elizabeth 2.0 is, unfortunately, the true sum of her parts: a zombified lady of the night, forever lurching after prospective clients whom she kills with a burst of electricity.

On paper, “Frankenhooker” sounds crass and exploitative — and it is. But like the films of John Waters or “The Greasy Strangler,” the gross-outs are couched in gleefully raucous humor; as Fangoria noted, “Henenlotter exaggerates what could have been lurid and unpleasant into something so berserk that you can’t help but laugh.” His two leads also offer maximum support: Lorinz is hilarious as a streetwise, motormouthed Dr. Frankenstein, but Mullen’s post-reconstruction Elizabeth steals the film. She suggests the sympathetic side of Mary Shelley’s monster — physically awkward and desperate to connect with humans — filtered through an MTV video vixen, albeit one with goggle eyes and a bolted-on head.

Highway to Hell

The Desk Cop speaks to Hellcop Hemdale

A road trip take on Dante’s “Inferno,” the 1992 fantasy-comedy “Highway to Hell” was a staple of home video and cable broadcasts, where it managed to build a small but dedicated following for its pun-heavy humor and imaginative plot. Directed by Dutch filmmaker Ate de Jong, it offers an agreeable amount of action and suspense, some clever gags on mythology and the afterlife, and a host of humorous cameos, including Ben and Jerry Stiller and Gilbert Gottfried.

De Jong gets plenty of production value out of desert locations in Utah and Arizona, while concocting some amusing visual gags. Those include a set of handcuffs made from human hands and a sign noting that the titular road was created by the Good Intentions Paving Company. The cast, led by Chad Lowe and Kristy Swanson, seems to appreciate the chance to play for laughs, and brief scenes involving the Stillers — Ben as a diner cook and Atilla the Hun (opposite Gottfried as Hitler), Jerry as a cop, Anne Meara as a waitress, and Amy Stiller as Cleopatra — boost the laughs immeasurably. Elements like these helped earn “Highway” praise from, among others, Billboard, which noted, “This devil-may-care version of the Orpheus legend is smart, witty, and incredibly imaginative.”

Freaked

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“Freaked” isn’t just an anarchic satire of toxic celebrity culture. Nor is it solely a delirious horror spoof about a mad scientist (Randy Quaid) who creates bizarre sideshow attractions. It’s primarily your chance to see Keanu Reeves as a dog-faced boy, Mr. T in drag, and John Hawkes as a bovine cowboy. The brainchild of “Bill and Ted” star Alex Winter and TV vet Tom Stern, “Freaked” earned a raft of positive press before its release – the Entertainment Weekly review stated, “The movie stuns you into a state of giddy delirium” — but fell victim to a regime change at 20th Century Fox, which dumped the film into just two theaters in the fall of 1993.

Admittedly, “Freaked” is aggressively weird and revels in tasteless jokes. One recurring bit involves an adolescent fan of obnoxious former child star Ricky Coogin (played by Winter) who is thrown from planes, tossed through plate glass windows, and eventually transformed into a pop-eyed monster. But its barrage of gross-outs and hallucinogenic visuals is less assaultive than a steady and very funny stream of warped consciousness; how else to describe a movie which allows a claw hammer to have its own heartfelt flashback sequence?

Shakes the Clown

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Comedian Bobcat Goldthwait’s directorial career includes such eclectic films as the darkly satirical “God Bless America,” the found footage horror film “Willow Creek” and “Call Me Lucky,” an affectionate documentary about fellow comic Barry Crimmins. Before those, Goldthwait also helmed 1991’s ultra-low-budget “Shakes the Clown,” a broadly surreal comedy about an alcoholic party clown (played by Goldthwait) spiraling into self-destruction in a sort of alternate clown-verse.

“Shakes” envisions clowns in the worst possible light. They abuse drugs and alcohol, commit murder, and struggle with various mental health issues; for every audience member that got the joke, a dozen more found it appalling. Most critics agreed: “The joke gets very old, very fast,” wrote TV Guide. But a small yet dedicated fan base has kept the fires burning for “Shakes.” Diehards praise its commitment to its absurd premise; the Austin Chronicle’s review stated, “‘Shakes’ has its own twisted sense of logic, one that’s easy to buy into and maintain.” Fans have also hailed its cast, which included Adam Sandler, Tom Kenny, Kathy Griffin, and in one manic scene, Robin Williams as a mime instructor.

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Cronos

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Nothing about “Cronos,” Guillermo del Toro’s 1992 directorial debut, says “B-movie” — except perhaps the plot, which concerns an ancient device that provides eternal life, only with vampiric side effects. Directed with a painterly eye, beautifully photographed by Oscar winner Guillermo Navarro, and featuring outstanding performances by Federico Luppi and Ron Perlman (in his first of many collaborations with del Toro), it’s hard to believe that “Cronos” was made on a B-movie budget of $2 million.

If you’re a del Toro fan, it goes without saying that “Cronos” should be on your watch list. But even if you haven’t see his other films, “Cronos” is a rewarding watch, balancing shocking horror with flashes of humor, pathos, and a touching emotional story between Luppi, the owner/victim of the Cronos device, and his loving granddaughter (Tamara Shanath). Most importantly, it signaled the arrival of del Toro as a singular talent who could craft genre films and studio fare with equal skill, eventually netting an Oscar for his efforts. As The Ringer stated, “‘Cronos’ emerged as a warning shot. His tale of vampirism and immortality is half horror, half historical fable — like all the best del Toro work to come.”

There’s Nothing Out There

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Kevin Williamson’s script for “Scream” drew rave notices for its meta-references to slasher movie tropes, but another horror title covered similar ground nearly a half-decade before its release in 1996. Writer-director Rolfe Kanefsky’s 1991 film “There’s Nothing Out There” is a textbook B-movie — shoddy special effects, gratuitous nudity, amateurish acting — but also features a self-referential streak via Mike (Craig Peck), whose knowledge of horror movies proves invaluable to his friends when their weekend getaway is threatened by a hungry extraterrestrial.

“Out There” works largely because Mike’s references are both funny and accurate (“Nick, have you ever heard of the words foreshadowing?” “That’s one word, Mike”). Kanefsky’s direction also rises above the B-movie requirements, with impressive camerawork for a no-budget regional feature and tight editing courtesy of Kanefsky’s dad. These elements earned praise from outlets like the New York Times, which said of the film, “Mr. Kanefsky does show energy and promise.” He’s remained busy ever since, with dozens of independent features and TV movies.

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14 People Who Slept With Superman (And Lived)

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By Adam LevineOct. 13, 2024 12:15 pm EST

If there’s anything fans love about comics it’s debating the biggest questions surrounding their favorite heroes: What would happen if Galactus ate Darkseid’s planet Apokolips? Can Spider-Man enjoy a horror movie with his spider-sense? And if you cut off Wolverine’s head, would he regrow a new body, or would his body regrow a new head? But the biggest question we’ve all wondered about, of course, is how Superman’s sexual partners withstand a night with him.

Sure, we know Lois and Clark Kent have been getting it on for years, so clearly he can play it safe. But it may surprise you to learn that Ms. Lane is hardly the only woman to hit the sack with Superman and live to tell the tale. In fact, for the so-called “Big Blue Boy Scout,” Superman has had more sex partners than you’d expect, from high school sweethearts to fellow Justice Leaguers and even sexy cosmic tyrants. Ever wonder who got handled by Superman and how they got out alive? Wonder no more, because this is a list of people who slept with Superman — and survived.

Lois Lane

Superman and Lois Lane kiss DC Comics

Forever Superman’s one true love, Lois Lane has been married to Superman for decades — in the comics, on TV, at the movies, and in just about every medium the characters have appeared. And Lois must be one heck of a lover and partner, because in just about every reality they are getting busy. But unlike so many other women that Superman has spent the night with, Lois Lane has no powers and thus, you might imagine she’d never survive a roll in the hay with him.

While super-villains like Darkseid have survived repeated poundings from the Man of Steel, so has Lois. Although there have been many strange things about Superman and Lois’ relationship, the fact that she wakes up each morning without a scratch says that Clark can be a tender lover who keeps his partners safe in the sack. Not only that, but they’re a genetic match too: Lois has provided Supes with children through natural means, proof that his bodily fluids don’t kill. There was also a very unsubtle moment some years back when she apparently praised his privates with a “steel” euphemism.

Regardless of any danger, though, the really amazing thing is that she’s been able to carry his children without them destroying her from inside her womb … oh wait, they did: She was murdered by her own fetus in an alternate timeline (which remains one of the most terrible things Superman has ever done).

Lana Lang

Lana Lang and Clark in bed The CW

Lois Lane may be Superman’s wife, but it was Lana Lang who was Clark Kent’s first real relationship with an Earth girl. So whenever Hollywood wants to explore Superman’s early days they usually show him involved with Lang, who met Clark growing up in Smallville. Because they were teenagers when they were together, their sexual involvement was typically implied rather than shown, but it was more explicit in the long-running “Smallville” TV series.

In hindsight, it’s remarkable that Clark didn’t kill her by mistake in bed; he was just getting used to his powers when they were together, and often couldn’t control them. Either way, Clark wasn’t the only Superman Lana hooked up with. In the comics, Lana was also involved with replacement Superman John Henry Irons, aka Steel, and the two eventually married. Because Irons was a mere mortal, she probably had a lot less to worry about when getting down and dirty — unless, that is, they preferred costumed roleplay, because Steel’s massive power hammer could do some real damage.

Wonder Woman

Superman and Wonder Woman fly together DC Comics

Out of DC’s entire pantheon, Wonder Woman might be the only superhero that, at least on paper, makes an ideal sexual partner for Superman. For starters, she’s a hero whose powers make her Kal-El’s equal; also, her immortal status means he won’t out-age her, and they’ve had a close personal relationship for decades. She’s a popular choice among fans who’d rather Clark have hanky panky with a hero, and DC seems to have listened because the pair been making whoopie for years in the comics.

Often openly flirtatious — especially back in the Golden and Silver Age, but even after his marriage to Lois Lane — Superman and Wonder Woman are most clearly sexually involved in Frank Miller’s “Dark Knight” universe and Kurt Busiek’s “Kingdom Come.” In both stories, Superman fathers children with Princess Diana, so we know she can handle a night with him (not everyone around them can, though, as their literally earth-shaking sex inadvertently kills countless civilians in one of the most disturbing moments in DC history).

Unlike his love life with the likes of Lois and Lana, Wonder Woman’s powers also mean Clark can probably show off his super stamina for many hours — or even days — on end. Hopefully, nobody interrupts them with an intergalactic emergency.

Cat Grant

Cat Grant at the door DC Comics

First appearing in “The Adventures of Superman #424 in the late ’80s, Cat Grant was introduced as the resident gossip columnist for the Daily Planet. Having recently been rebooted post-Crisis, Superman wasn’t yet in a relationship with Lois, so it wasn’t all that odd that Grant was constantly flirting with her coworker Clark Kent. Openly attracted to the superhero-in-disguise, Grant wasn’t shy about making her interest known, pursuing him pretty aggressively. On at least one occasion we can safely say that she did get “Clarkie’s” pants off (even if she didn’t know he was Superman).

It happened in an issue penned by John Byrne, when Lois drops by Clark’s apartment. To Lois’ surprise and embarrassment, it’s not Clark but Cat who answers the door — in her underwear (or at least something skimpy enough to resemble underwear). To make things more obvious, she notes that Clark is in the shower, and after Lois leaves, we see Clark getting dressed in front of Grant, a pretty obvious sign they got it on and the shower was to wash up after super sex.

Another ordinary human, Grant got lucky in more ways than one by surviving a night with the steeliest hero in the city. Oddly enough, even after seeing him without glasses (or clothes), she still never put it together that he was also Superman — something she clearly got wrong about Clark Kent.

Big Barda

Superman kisses Big Barda DC Comics

Hailing from Jack Kirby’s Fourth World comics, Big Barda is a cosmic hero who might be the next best lover for Superman after Wonder Woman. The only problem is that Barda is married to fellow Fourth Worlder Scott Free — aka Mr. Miracle. So how the heck did the two sleep together? Well, it happened as part of one of the strangest stories in Superman history: The one where Superman was brainwashed into making pornos. Not a joke.

It’s a rather complicated story, occurring in “Action Comics” #593, by the same John Byrne that got Supes bumping uglies with Cat Grant. But it boils down to this: A minion of Darkseid named Sleez mind-controls Barda into making sexually explicit movies (Byrne doesn’t even try to hide how far into the gutter his mind can go with this one, with the villain “Sleez” living in the sewer).

Eventually, Superman comes under Sleez’s influence too, of course. And while we don’t see the sex tape they make together, Superman and Barda both acknowledge at the end of the issue that they rode the F-train… probably more than once. Thankfully, Barda is as tough as they come, and probably had no trouble taking on Superman repeatedly.

Supergirl

Superman and Supergirl get married DC Comics

When it comes to big name superheroes who’ve spent a lively night with Superman, none can match the strangeness of Supergirl (who has a seriously insane history). Yes, Supergirl, the hero who is famously Kal-El’s cousin — except that the Supergirl who shook the sheets with Superman wasn’t Kara Zor-El, but Linda Danvers, a new version introduced in the ’90s by writer Peter David.

This version of the character travels into the past of another Earth and becomes the official Supergirl there. While on Earth-One in the past, Danvers develops feelings for that world’s Kal-El, and as it turns out, Superman shares her affection — even though he thinks she’s his cousin. He does admit to knowing that she isn’t really his world’s Supergirl, but it’s all a bit odd. Though we don’t actually see the pair have sex, they do fall in love, get married, and have a child.

Of course, even stranger is that during the Silver Age, Superman and Supergirl — the cousin versions of the characters — openly expressed romantic interest in each other more than once. Supergirl even tried to marry him. Maybe the 1964 Elvis tune “Kissin’ Cousins” was based on these super-powered relatives.

Lola-La

Superman kisses a cavewoman DC Comics

It takes a lot for Superman to break his vows to Lois, and in at least one case it took total memory loss. The year was 1991, and while Superman and Lois weren’t yet married they were in a monogamous relationship at this point. But Clark didn’t know about any of that after he got lost on an island full of dinosaurs and primitive cave-dwelling humans with no memory of who he was.

On this island, Superman meets Lola-La, a tempting cavewoman whose father leads their tribe. Seeking to take him as a mate, Lola-La draws the ire of her father, who squares off with an amnesiac Superman in a contest of strength. After proving himself the strongest, Superman is taken back to a quiet cave where Lola-La gives him a serious straddling. Sure, Superman says they should stop before things go any further, but the story abruptly cuts to some time later when the pair are leaving the cave hand in hand.

Not necessarily the strangest sexual pairing for Superman, it’s still a scary one to ponder. Because when you think about it, a Superman with no identity — but still possessing all his powers — could have easily squished Lola-La like a bug. She must have been a top.

Lori Lemaris

Superman kisses a mermaid DC Comics

Superman has slept with many different kinds of people — ordinary women, superheroes, and several aliens. But the strangest partner on his “doin’ it” dance card has to be Lori Lemaris … an honest-to-goodness mermaid. We’d say the ’50s were the weirdest time for comics, but the ’90s had him getting nookie from a Neanderthal.

The sexploits happen off-panel in “Superman” #129, when in a flashback story to Clark Kent’s days at Metropolis University he meets Lemaris, a fellow student. We may not see them hook up, but this is a kid’s comic after all — and that’s the kind of thing probably best left unseen. It turns out that Lemaris is actually a mermaid playing human, and the two wind up in a pretty serious romance. Plus Lemaris isn’t just a mermaid, but a telepathic mermaid, and she knows Clark is Superman. When she reveals the truth about her biology, knowing she eventually has to lose her legs and return to the sea, she breaks young Clark’s super heart.

Lyla Lerrol

Superman and Lerrol hold hands DC Comics

So does every lover in Superman’s little black book have the initials “L.L.”? Makes you wonder if Lex Luthor ever slept with him. Well, Supes may not have boinked his arch-nemesis, but he did do the nasty with Lyla Lerrol, an “L.L.” whose name is definitely not a typo. But her weird name makes a little more sense because she’s Kryptonian, and unlike Linda Danvers she’s not related to Superman, nor pretending to be.

This time the kinky Kryptonian in question is actually from the past on Krypton, where Superman finds himself in “Superman” #141″ after accidentally flying too fast (really). Stuck on Krypton not long before it explodes, Superman shacks up with the beautiful Lyla Lerrol, a famous actor who is making a science fiction movie called “The Space Explorers” (also really). Superman even jokes that her initials must be “L.L.” and compares her favorably to Lois Lane and Lori Lemaris.

Eventually, Clark and Lyla “discover the wonders of love.” Of course, on Krypton neither have powers, so there’s never any risk of physical injury unless one of them is into impact play. But the creepiest thing is that he knows she’s about to die, with Krypton’s destruction imminent.

Lashina and the Female Furies

The Female Furies with Superman WB

Moving from comics to cartoons, it’s rare that we get much sex in “Superman: The Animated Series” but it is implied pretty strongly at times. As it happens, Lois isn’t the only woman Superman is involved with on the show, as Clark has a wild time on Apokolips in the epic two-part episode “Legacy,” one of the best episodes of the series.

Once again, Superman finds himself in bed with another woman due to brainwashing, as he’s mind-controlled by the forces of Darkseid into becoming one of his minions. But not only is he the right-hand man of Darkseid, this evil version of Superman also appears to be a sex toy for the Female Furies — including Lashina, Stompa, and Mad Harriet. We even get a scene where the evil Superman and Lashina are enjoying a morning in bed together, and she even refers to him bluntly as “lover.”

As denizens of Apokolips, the Female Furies can hold their own against Superman physically. But in a four-on-one situation, we might have to worry about Superman this time.

Maxima

Maxima and Superman WB

A hard-bodied hero with a square jaw, strong morals, and a good relationship with his mother? It’s remarkable that more women aren’t throwing themselves at both Clark Kent and Superman. Well, a few have, and Maxima is one of them. It all went down in “Action Comics” #651, in the same alternate timeline where Lois Lane is killed by a kick from her unborn baby. Yeah, it starts weird and gets weirder.

Mourning Lois’ death, Superman escapes to space, where he runs into Maxima. An interstellar warrior despot who needs a genetically compatible mate to produce a suitable heir, Maxima is determined to get boned by Superman. After a trial by combat and some psychological manipulation, she seems to get just that: we see them kiss, then we cut to later that night as Superman looks out from her balcony while putting on his cape — the universal cue that they’ve just finished the horizontal mambo.

Interestingly, Maxima’s entire story in “Action Comics” #651 is about how Superman has never found love with a woman on his own power level. Maxima convinces him she’s more his speed than a mere human, and even Superman admits that he’s always had to “hold back” with Lois. Watch out, Maxima — you might want to establish a safe word.

Beautiful Dreamer

Beautiful Dreamer holds up her hand DC Comics

Boy, those Fourth World women really do have Superman’s number, don’t they? First Big Barda, then the Female Furies. But they aren’t the only ones to get Superman into bed. Because there’s also the awkwardly named Beautiful Dreamer, a New God who doesn’t sleep with Superman in the here and now, but in the far-flung future of the 23rd century.

Dreamer and Superman get together in the John Byrne-penned “Superman and Batman: Generations 3,” a series that takes a real-world approach by showing how the characters might exist if they aged along with the rest of us. In one issue we meet Superman in the 23rd century: Lois is long gone, and Dreamer is his wife. As a New God, she shouldn’t have any fear that Superman’s foot fetish might result in a broken ankle, and as an immortals, they have as much time as they need to explore every position imaginable. Of course, it also means that things in the bedroom will inevitably get stale, given a few centuries.

Jay Nakamura

Superboy and Jay kiss DC Comics

In recent years the title of Superman was taken by Clark’s son Jon Kent, who after adventuring as Superboy took his father’s moniker while his dad was off in space. Even as a young man, Jon has to accept that he is a potential danger to those closest to him — in other words, the people who share his bed. But he finds love in Jay Nakamura, a young journalist, social activist, and secret superhero.

Jon and Jay meet on the campus of Metropolis College, where Jon is forced to reveal his secret identity in order to stop a school shooter. Not long after, Jay inadvertently reveals his own superhuman status to Jon, and before long the two are a couple. As a pair of powered individuals, they probably don’t need to worry too much about surviving a night together, though Jay may want to be careful not to upset his boyfriend’s dad.

Sadly, the danger of Jon and Jay’s relationship has surfaced in our very real world, from angry conservatives who can’t accept the existence of gay and bisexual people. Several creators and DC staff had to be given police protection after threats were made against them. Nevertheless, Jon and Jay’s love story earned DC Comics a GLAAD Award in 2023.

Miss Martian

Conner kisses Miss Martian DC Comics

Moving on to another Superboy, we have the case of Conner Kent, a clone of the original Superman. Conner is the version of the character most commonly depicted outside the comics, and he’s had quite a few sexual partners who have lived to brag about it. Most notable is his relationship with Miss Martian, which plays a major role in the animated series “Young Justice.”

Throughout the series, they go from friends to more-than-friends. And even though they’re teens whose sex lives aren’t depicted in the show, it’s clear thay they’re getting it on behind the scenes. They do wind up married, after all. Both are super-powered, so neither has to worry much about getting seriously injured while knocking superhero boots — though Conner should probably keep things from getting too hot considering the Martians’ aversion to fire.

Miss Martian didn’t just survive sex with Superboy, she thrived: So popular did their pairing prove in animation that DC Comics imported the idea into the comics, where they’d never been involved previously.

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The Best Quotes From Inside Out 2

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By Nick StaniforthOct. 13, 2024 1:45 pm EST

After blowing everyone away at the box office, “Inside Out 2” roped in a massive billion dollar stash and deservedly so. Reuniting with Riley’s emotions came with another heartfelt and brilliantly depicted childhood experience of growing up and getting in touch with the new emotions that come with it. With that, of course, came the pristine Pixar flair of handling these topics thanks to the Emmy-nominated director, Kelsey Mann, who beautifully co-wrote with Meg LeFauve and Dave Holstein.

Naturally, seeing as “Inside Out 2” is following its now iconic predecessor, there’s a standard set for the film to reach, which it absolutely does. With some affectionate and wonderfully emotional lines, there are a handful of quotes from Mann, LeFauve, and Holstein’s writing that hit the mark just right — but which ones stand out more than most? Well, grab the tissues and get a cushion to scream into, because here are some of the movie’s best lines that will go down as some of the greats, perhaps even getting up there with “to infinity and beyond,” “take her to the moon for me,” and “SQUIRREL!”

Joy lashing out is a pivotal moment in Inside Out 2

Joy getting angry Pixar/Disney

“Of course, I’m delusional, do you know how hard it is to stay positive all the time?”

Just as Riley has grown since we last met her in “Inside Out,” so too have her own emotions individually as characters, for better or worse. Proving once again that it’s okay to feel more than one emotion, after Joy (Amy Poehler) and the original core team get bottled up by Anxiety (Maya Hawke), our usual brains of the operation cracks under the pressure, finally admitting that this perma-plucky attitude can’t stay on forever.

When Anger (Lewis Black), Disgust (Liza Lapira), and Fear (Tony Hale) all turn to their great leader, it’s too much for Joy, leading to a rare outburst that ironically is more out of anxiety than it is anger. She lashes out at her friends as one does when things aren’t going your way, and mistakes are made. What makes it all the more impactful is that Anger, in his softest form, helps her find a solution that’s just a reaction to her venting.

As is the common emotional thread with both Inside Out films, the point being made is that emotions are unpredictable and can take a hold at the wrong times, but even the ones that you might try to avoid often guide the way when they absolutely need to — even if that means letting a little bit of anger take control.

Anger helps Joy get back on her feet

Anger talking to Joy Pixar/Disney

“Joy, you’ve made a lot of mistakes, and you’ll make a whole lot more in the future.”

For a character who spends most of his time with his head literally ablaze, it makes for a refreshing and wonderfully sweet moment that Anger becomes the voice of reason when Joy’s first plan to get back to Headquarters doesn’t go as she’d like. Lashing out at those around her while Anxiety and the new gang are back at HQ taking the helm and leading Riley on a concerning but absolutely essential path, it takes a quiet moment of rage and acceptance to acknowledge the situation the original core emotions are in. It’s not great, but it also doesn’t have to stay that way.

“You’ve made a lot of mistakes, and you’ll make a whole lot more in the future,” Anger tells Joy with the brutal honesty only he could deliver. This is not just a harsh truth that Joy needs to acknowledge, but also a lesson that Riley will learn in time as early as the weekend she’s at hockey camp. But, as Anger rightfully adds, “But if you let that stop you now, we might as well lie down and give up.” Thankfully, this is Joy we’re talking about, and that’s just not in her DNA — or Riley’s.

Anger reassures Joy she has her friends’ support

Anger smiling Pixar

“We’re right behind you.”

Over the years, the tales funneled from Pixar have always been delivered with incredible writing that’s layered to ensure kids enjoy themselves even with the movie details only adults notice. In the case of “Inside Out 2,” even the smallest of speeches from characters come with an extra oomph that might not be intentional, but given just how impactful every word around them has been up to at that point, has no choice but to be.

After Joy’s friends pick her back up following her plan falling to pieces and quickly having to come up with a new one, she gets that last bit of reassurance she needs from the most rage-bent individual who has already thrown in his two cents about what direction to go from here. He tells Joy, “We’re right behind you,” which in any other Pixar film would be standard fare for the support team backing the film’s hero. Here, just like every other conversation had in “Inside Out 2,” there’s a lot more emotion behind it, and that’s a perfectly healthy place to be.

Just like every challenge that Riley encounters in this film, and even the future that we may see in the years to come, Joy might always be the aim, but Anger, Fear, Sadness, Disgust, and a host of other emotions will be lined up as well to step in when the occasion allows it to.

Anxiety’s plan outlines one of Inside Out 2’s themes

Anxiety talking to Sadness Pixar/Disney

“It’s not about who Riley is, it’s who she needs to be.”

Often, “Inside Out 2,” through all of its colorful perspectives, proves that sometimes all the emotions have the best intentions for their girl Riley, but it’s how they go about it that causes the issue. Some emotions vocalize themselves more than others. In the case of Anxiety, the newest and wildest emotion to have taken hold of the console isn’t so much concerned about what makes Riley now, but who Anxiety believes she needs to be depending on the decisions she makes. In a way, it’s a statement that, while not applied in the correct circumstances at the time, holds some truth. It just takes the rest of Riley’s emotions to help reconfigure Anxiety’s aim.

Ultimately, this really is about who Riley needs to be. That is to say, it’s about the choices she needs to make — right or wrong — that will define her as a person. Going through these experiences is essential to learn and grow, which at this point, Anxiety hasn’t quite done yet. As always with Pixar projects though, it’s only with other characters coming to lend a hand that the light bulb moment arrives, and Riley finally begins to acknowledge her true self and every emotion that comes with it.

Riley’s personal struggle is one we can all relate to

Joy in hockey gear Pixar/Disney

“I’m not good enough.”

While a majority of the most memorable moments come from the emotions that are trying to keep Riley on track in the fantastic world that is her own wonderful mind, it’s one of the most tear-worthy thoughts sprouting from it that might be one of the most relatable moments in the film. In replacing Riley’s sense of self, Anxiety sparks an idea that everyone has undoubtedly stumbled upon at least once in their life — “I’m not good enough” — which will only lead to more self-doubt and an internal struggle that the new emotion unknowingly paves the way for.

Once again in this emotional franchise, the only true villains of the piece are the negative thoughts and feelings Riley encounters, which, while completely healthy, can take over if there isn’t enough of the rest to counteract it. Her belief in thinking that she’s not good enough is the biggest struggle of all, but one that thankfully doesn’t last. It interchanges with the anger, fear, sadness, embarrassment, and happy thoughts that lead to her own personal discovery and sense of self. Unfortunately, it’ll never go away, but the good thing is that the other beliefs and feelings will be there to ensure it doesn’t stay too long.

Joy ‘can’t stop’ Anxiety and admits why

Joy looking sad Pixar/Disney

“I don’t know how to stop Anxiety. Maybe we can’t. Maybe this is what happens when you grow up. You feel less Joy.”

Here comes the real gut punch. Just like the first film, “Inside Out 2” acknowledges the facts of how testing, difficult, and sometimes truly heartbreaking the realizations that come from trying to handle your emotions can be. In Joy’s case, she almost comes to the acceptance that she’s fighting a losing battle. With the newest emotion literally wrecking the path that can get Joy and her allies back to Headquarters at every turn, the brightest spark in the brain soon begins to dim when she feels she’s finally reached her limit, and that try as she might, she just can’t stop Anxiety.

Of course, stopping her isn’t the aim. It never should be. Anxiety is something that can only be addressed and managed whenever it rears its head, which, like every problem in this film, becomes a lesson to be learned. That being said, the creeping doubt of experiencing less joy is something that plenty of us have had too. It’s just what we do to ensure that doesn’t happen, that is the thing we shouldn’t stop trying for.

Joy’s message to Anxiety is a powerful lesson for her as well

Joy talking to Anxiety Pixar/Disney

“You don’t get to choose who Riley is … You need to let her go.”

Just like so many of the quotes on this list, the majority of them come at the ending of “Inside Out 2,” when it pulls out all the stops to have us welling up and looking at ourselves as much as we are at Riley and her experiences. In the climax, our hot-shot hockey player has succumbed to the pressure of being the best and got lost to the anxiety of failing to be so. The result is one of the best and brilliant depictions of anxiety to compete with “Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.” Anxiety has become a tornado, firing in every direction and yet staying frozen to the console she’s fought to take over. It’s only when Joy steps in to right the ship that our hero learns that she might not have been any different with her intentions.

Joy’s mantra to “keep the best and toss the rest” is no different to Anxiety’s aim of going “out with the old and in with the new,” reaffirming that both are wrong. The old is what allows us to improve and adapt, helping ourselves in moving forward. It’s only with all the emotions, all of what makes Riley who she is, that she’s able to ease herself out of her stressful moment and remember why she wanted to hockey in the first place. She’s doing it just for the sheer joy of it.

Content retrieved from: https://www.looper.com/1685027/inside-out-2-quotes/.

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The 10 Most Powerful Black Anime Characters, Ranked

Afro pulling out sword Gonzo
By Reuben BaronOct. 13, 2024 2:15 pm EST

Black characters don’t appear often in anime, and when they do, it’s not uncommon for their portrayal to be problematic. “Not all representation is a good representation,” Professor Nor Azlili Hassan from Malaysia’s University of Tunku Abdul Rahman told The Toronto Observer. “The representation that we’ve seen of the BIPOC communities was racist and stereotypical. There are still existing negative attitudes towards Black people, which can lead to offensive and problematic portrayals of them in anime.” It’s definitely been an issue over the years, though it’s not an industry-wide one — there are several examples of Black characters being done right in anime, and many of them are extremely powerful.

This ranking focuses on sheer power rather than how likable a character is. And, so that certain series don’t completely dominate the rankings, we’re limiting this list to one character per franchise (with the exception of one notable double act). We must also acknowledge that a lot of darker-skinned anime characters don’t have a clearly defined ethnicity. Many anime fans have head-canonned characters like Yoruichi Shihoin from “Bleach,” Uub from the “Dragon Ball” franchise, and Enrico Pucci from “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure” as Black, but this list will stick to examples where the characters’ Blackness is widely recognized.

10. Canary (Hunter x Hunter)

Canary holds rod behind back Madhouse

It’s hard to assess the exact power level of Canary from “Hunter x Hunter,” given how little the manga and anime depict her in action. Still, the young apprentice butler of the Zoldyck family can clearly put up a fight. Growing up in the slums of Meteor City, she picked up advanced techniques like Shadow Step and Rhythm Echo without any formal training, just her own strength and wits.

When she was just 10 years old, three years before her introduction in the Hunter Exam arc, Canary defeated a Blacklist Hunter and a hundred henchmen without even breaking a sweat. She can use Ten and sense Ren, indicating ability in at least two of the Four Major Principles of the Nen magic system. Yes, she lacks the required battle experience to be deemed one of the strongest characters in “Hunter X Hunter,” but even mid-range “Hunter X Hunter” characters are incredibly powerful, and, as such a fast learner, her power has plenty of room to grow.

9. Pyunma (Cyborg 009)

Cyborg 008 in a car Production I.G.

Pyunma, aka Cyborg 008, is the African member of the international cyborg team from the “Cyborg 009” franchise. On land, he’s as strong as any of his teammates — he’s skilled in hand-to-hand combat and he is also the smartest tactician. Underwater, Pyunma is even more powerful, thanks to his cybernetic lungs. If the 00 Cyborgs were the Justice League, then he would be the group’s Aquaman.

Looking at the different versions of 008 across the decades really shows how depictions of Black characters in manga and anime have improved. While Shotaro Ishinomori wrote 008 as a strong and complex character in the original manga (which ran from 1964 to 1981), he drew him in an extremely offensive manner, something that was sadly common at the time. Subsequent anime adaptations have given Pyunma better, more realistic redesigns. His backstory has also been updated from being an escaped slave to a guerrilla fighter.

8. Ogun Montgomery (Fire Force)

Ogun charges up Flamy Ink David Production

Atsushi Ohkubo has put more of a concerted effort into creating strong Black characters than most other mangaka: This list features two characters from shows based on his work. First up is Ogun Montgomery from “Fire Force.” He’s the grandson of the Immigrant Hero, a sea captain who helped people escape apocalyptic catastrophe and find safety in the Tokyo Empire. Seeking to live up to his ancestor’s heroic deeds, Ogun earned the highest marks in the Special Fire Force Training Academy before becoming a member of Company 4.

Named after the Yoruba god of metalworkers, Ogun uses his pyrokinetic abilities to forge any weapon he desires. His most powerful fighting technique is called Flamy Ink – he has tattoos that light on fire and increase his strength, speed, and durability. The only weakness when it comes to Flamy Ink is that Ogun can’t keep it activated for very long, or he runs the risk of burning himself up. However, when used efficiently, it’s a very powerful technique, and it also looks extremely cool.

7. Muhammad Avdol (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders)

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“Stardust Crusaders,” the third and arguably most iconic arc of “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure,” follows a team of Stand Users on a journey to Egypt to defeat the evil vampire Dio. Muhammad Avdol, an Egyptian astrologer and fortune teller who wields the bird-headed Stand Magician’s Red, is the first to discover that Dio has returned. He guides the group on their quest, with his combination of knowledge and strength proving vital to their survival. With Magician’s Red, Avdol can control powerful short-range fire attacks, though this Stand wasn’t enough to save his life. Avdol was actually killed off twice — first with a fake-out death in the battle with Hol Horse, then with a real death, with Avdol sacrificing himself to save Polnareff and Iggy from Vanilla Ice (one of the best “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure” villains).

The “Black guy dies first” trope was all too common in the ’80s and ’90s, and “Stardust Crusaders” — written between 1989 and 1992 — seemingly fell right into it. However, the creator of “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure” says that killing Avdol was more about him being too strong. The truth is that Hirohiko Araki decided Avdol’s attacks were overpowered and a pain to draw, which is why he had to go. “Drawing Magician’s Red was a bit of a struggle for me,” he said. “I think in terms of ‘JoJo,’ flames and poisonous gas have become off limits for me.” Araki also revealed that he regrets not making the most of Avdol after revealing that he was still alive. “Now that I think back on it, since I killed him once, I probably should have made him more important in the story.”

6. Afro (Afro Samurai)

Afro readies his sword Gonzo

Afro from “Afro Samurai” might not have any explicit supernatural powers like the other characters on this list, but when you can survive seemingly any injury and are such a skilled swordsman that you can slice RPG missiles in half, you deserve a spot on this list. The character design by Takashi Okazaki (who would go on to create a memorable new take on the Dark Knight for the film “Batman Ninja”) is fantastic. Also, how could anyone ignore a character voiced by Samuel L. Jackson when putting together an article about awesome Black anime characters?

The high-tech feudal world of “Afro Samurai” has its own power ranking system: Whoever wears the “Number One” headband is basically a god, and the only person who can challenge them in battle wears the “Number Two” headband — but anyone can challenge Number Two. After witnessing Justice (Ron Perlman) kill his father and take the Number One ranking as a child, Afro swears revenge. He becomes Number Two and eventually Number One, confirming him to be the strongest fighter in this brutal land. To get to this position requires so much bloodshed it becomes a curse, and he’s even more merciless in the manga, where his killer instinct often takes over.

5. Fire Emblem (Tiger & Bunny)

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One of three fire-based characters on this list, Nathan Seymour from “Tiger & Bunny” is a pyrokinetic superhero operating under the codename Fire Emblem. “Tiger & Bunny” was ahead of its time in terms of representation — not only is Seymour a Black character, they’re also queer and non-binary. They are strong in battle, and they’ve delivered some powerful quotes that LGBTQ+ fans love, such as: “They say a man is made of courage and a woman is made of love. So what does that mean for people who are both? We are invincible!”

Seymour’s relatively low ranking among the competitive heroes in the first season of “Tiger & Bunny” was, if anything, a result of Fire Emblem’s powers being too strong — fire is a dangerous and risky ability when working in a no-killing profession. Their ranking improved in Season 2, where they got to show off more of their skills partnering with Sky High, the King of Heroes. In addition to hero work, Seymour is also the owner of the Helios Energy company, making them the only hero who is their own commercial sponsor. They’re definitely one of the coolest gay superheroes.

4. Killer Bee (Naruto Shippuden)

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Before Naruto Uzumaki learned to master the Nine-Tails, Killer Bee was by far the strongest of the jinchuriki thanks to his complete control over the Eight-Tails. The aspiring rap star can access all of the tentacled beast’s transformations without risking his own self-control, and he has enough chakra to keep fighting all day long even in his transformed state. He’s no slouch in his regular human form, either — Killer Bee does kenjutsu with seven swords and he excels with lightning-natured powers. He also developed the dance-like fighting style of Disturbance Taijutsu.

While a few different Black characters from the Hidden Cloud Village in the “Naruto” franchise warranted consideration for this list, Killer Bee comes out ahead of even the Third Raikage, Killer Bee’s adoptive father who’s widely considered to be the village’s strongest leader. The Third Raikage’s battles with the Eight-Tails came down to a draw, so Killer Bee combining the Eight-Tails’ raw power with his own sharp intelligence means he would likely dominate this theoretical father-son showdown.

3. Sid Barrett and Mira Nagus (Soul Eater)

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“Soul Eater,” the second Atsushi Ohkubo title recognized on this list, makes power rankings easier to determine with its star system. Sid Barrett is an elite meister with a three-star rating, the highest attainable rank at the Death Weapon Meister Academy. His demon weapon, Mira Naigus, is just as impressive, even teaching martial arts at the academy. Since meisters and weapons work together, we’re including them alongside each other on this list — though this formidable pair of Black characters are both very powerful in their own right.

As a human, Sid was already exceptional with knives, guns, and martial arts techniques. He was killed in the line of duty, but when Franken Stein brought him back from the dead as a zombie, he was stronger than ever, digging through the ground at a great speed and even using his own gravestone as a weapon. Mira not only serves as Sid’s most dependable weapon in her Demon Knife form, she can also put up a fight with her own fists, which is rare for a weapon. Her skill at setting traps is her most celebrated talent, one which proved particularly useful during the big battle on Lost Island.

2. Blackbeard (One Piece)

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Marshall D. Teach, better known as Blackbeard (not to be confused with Edward Teach, the real historical Blackbeard), stands out from all other pirates in “One Piece” thanks to having the powers of not just one, but two Devil Fruits. With the Dark-Dark Fruit, the “most evil” of the Devil Fruits, he controls the power of darkness, able to create black hole-like vortexes and nullify the powers of opponents’ Devil Fruits. The Tremor-Tremor Fruit, meanwhile, lets him cause earthquakes of varying intensities — he uses smaller shockwaves in battle, but he can also cause quakes big enough to destroy the world if need be.

Looper’s ranking of the most powerful “One Piece” characters placed Blackbeard ahead of even Monkey D. Luffy himself, which should tell you just how formidable he is. He’s certainly used his skills to further his cause over the years: Having murdered Whitebeard and handed Ace over to the Marines, this pirate Emperor — who “One Piece” creator Eiichiro Oda says would be from Somalia if he existed in our world — is one of the most villainous characters in the series. With the long-running pirate manga and anime now in its last stretch, many have speculated that Blackbeard will end up being the final boss in Monkey D. Luffy’s epic journey.

1. Lille Barro (Bleach)

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“Bleach” has one of the most diverse casts of any major shonen anime, including many powerful Black characters who could have made this list if we weren’t sticking to a one-character-per-series rule. When picking the most powerful Black character in “Bleach,” Lille Barro surpasses all other contenders. With his Schrift power, The X Axis, Lille is unbeatable as a marksman. His bullets travel to any target within his sight instantaneously and are impossible to block. If anyone tries to shoot back, he can use The X Axis on himself to become intangible, letting gunshots and other objects pass through him.

With his winged Quincy: Vollständig, his spiritual power reaches even higher levels. If any part of his body somehow gets injured, he can regenerate it in Vollständig’s second form, making him effectively immortal and unkillable. Lille’s only weakness is ultimately his own power. Others’ attacks don’t hurt him, but Nanao Ise was able to reflect Lille’s Trompete blast attack back at him — and that hurt badly, costing him much of his godlike power. Yet, even weakened by this defeat, Lille is still a strong fighter and a force to be reckoned with in the world of “Bleach.” As far as we’re concerned, he’s the strongest Black anime character around.

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What The 22 Jump Street Cast Is Up To Today

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By Nina StarnerOct. 14, 2024 11:45 am EST

Movie reboots of old TV shows typically stink, and sequels to surprise box office hits usually produce diminshing returns. Thanks to the combined skills of Phil Lord and Christopher Miller — and their screenwriters Michael Bacall, Oren Uziel, and Rodney Rothman — their 2014 comedy “22 Jump Street” managed to defy any and all expectations. Not only is it a sequel, it’s a sequel to “21 Jump Street,” which was released in 2012 and based on the popular 1980s sitcom (which introduced the world to a young Johnny Depp, who shows up in that movie in a weird little cameo). Despite all of the factors working against it, “22 Jump Street” is genuinely incredible and might even be funnier than its predecessor — so who’s in it, and what have they been up to since?

With “21 Jump Street” stars Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill — as well as supporting players Nick Offerman and Ice Cube — returning for the sequel, “22 Jump Street” sets the narrative in college (instead of high school like the first time) and brings some new characters into the mix. Here’s who played who in “22 Jump Street” and what they’ve been doing since it released.

Channing Tatum (Jenko)

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In “21 Jump Street,” Channing Tatum’s cop Jenko experiences a total role reversal when he ends up fitting in with the “nerds” instead of the “cool kids” as he and his best friend, fellow officer Schmidt (Jonah Hill) go undercover as high school students — and in the sequel, the equilibrium is restored when Jenko joins the football team as an undercover freshman at the very fictional MC State University. He befriends fellow player Zook (Wyatt Russell) and basically abandons his best friend Schmidt, but when he uncovers something vital about their assigned mission — which is to find the supplier of a drug called “WHY-PHY” (which stands for “Work Hard? Yes, Play Hard? Yes” and is pronounced like “WiFi”), he teams up with Schmidt again to take down the whole operation.

Tatum was already a big deal in 2014 — his semi-autobiographical hit “Magic Mike,” which paired him with director Steven Soderbergh, came out two years prior — and he rose to Hollywood’s A-list with projects like another sequel, “Magic Mike XXL,” the searing drama “Foxcatcher,” and the Coen Brothers comedy “Hail, Caesar!” These days, Tatum often produces his films — including “Dog” and his 2024 release “Spaceman” — and also recently starred in “Blink Twice,” directed by his real-life girlfriend Zoë Kravitz, as well as the sequel “Magic Mike’s Last Dance” (which brought Soderbergh back to the franchise). Plus, let’s never forget that, thanks to the success of “22 Jump Street,” we all learned that Tatum is just as delightful as he seems, according to an email discovered in the 2014 Sony leak.

Jonah Hill (Schmidt)

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As the “nerd” to Jenko’s “jock,” Jonah Hill’s Schmidt also experiences a giant role reversal in “22 Jump Street” after being pretty cool as a high schooler (hell, he even managed to romance a young Brie Larson, inappropriate as that whole situation is if you think about it). When Jenko and Schmidt split up to try and find the “WHY-PHY” supplier and Jenko earns a spot on the football team, Schmidt falls in with an artsier crowd after a disastrous turn at a slam-poetry night and meets Maya (Amber Stevens West), a gorgeous art student. They sleep together but Maya is adamant that they’re not in a relationship, hurting Schmidt just as he and Jenko experience a huge rift in their friendship. (Obviously, the movie finds the funniest possible angle on this: Schmidt on a “walk of shame” alongside a bunch of other girls on campus, telling them that all he wants to do is get back into bed and watch “Friends.”) As Schmidt and Jenko both realize later, though, the supplier has been right under Schmidt’s nose the whole time.

Hill, who earned his first Oscar nomination in 2011 for “Moneyball” and his second for 2013’s “The Wolf of Wall Street,” ultimately reunited with Tatum in “Hail, Caesar!” as well as “The Lego Movie” and “The Lego Batman Movie” and also appeared in prestige projects like “Richard Jewell” and “Don’t Look Up.” In 2018, Hill also made his directorial debut with the film “Mid90s” and also directed the 2022 documentary “Stutz,” so it’s safe to say he’s stayed plenty busy since playing Schmidt.

Ice Cube (Captain Dickson)

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Ice Cube does the exact same thing in both “Jump Street” movies, and that’s fine, because he’s very funny. As Jenko and Schmidt’s superior Captain Dickson, Ice Cube is perpetually perturbed and enraged by the two, but in “22 Jump Street,” he at least gets to make a lot of jokes about how they’re doing the same thing they did last time (meaning in “21 Jump Street”) but that everything is bigger and more expensive this time. (Dickson’s office gets conspicuously cooler looking in the sequel, for one thing.) This sequel does throw in a fun twist, though: that girl Maya that Schmidt started sleeping with happens to be Dickson’s daughter, which sends Dickson into a blind rage — leading to an especially funny sequence during the college’s parents weekend (that also brings Queen Latifah into the mix as Mrs. Dickson).

Most people know that Ice Cube first rose to promience as a rapper with the group N.W.A. — there’s a joke in the movie about how Mrs. Dickson is “straight outta Compton” in case you forgot — but ever since he started acting in 1991 thanks to John Singleton’s “Boyz n the Hood,” he’s also been a big-screen staple. After “22 Jump Street,” Ice Cube produced the N.W.A biopic “Straight Outta Compton,” appeared in the sequel to “Ride Along” (the first film came out in 2014 alongside “22 Jump Street”),  and even lent his voice to the animated hit “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem.” Watching him verbally abuse Jonah Hill, though, is a pretty singular pleasure.

Nick Offerman (Deputy Chief Hardy)

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Nick Offerman is, truthfully, barely in the “Jump Street” movies, but he’s a welcome presence every time he shows up. In both films, he appears as Deputy Chief Hardy, who clearly thinks both Schmidt and Jenko are irredeemable morons and gives them their basic mission before they report to Ice Cube’s Captain Dickson. In “22 Jump Street,” a seemingly exhausted Hardy tells the two lovable bozos that all they need to do is the exact same thing they did last time: go undercover and find the supplier.

Offerman was still a series regular on “Parks and Recreation” during his appearance in both of the “Jump Street” movies; the series ended in 2015, giving his irascible yet big-hearted character Ron Swanson the perfect ending (as a caretaker of a beautiful, peaceful National Park). In the years since playing Ron Swanson, Offerman has been working more or less constantly. On the big screen, you can see him in movies like “The Little Hours,” “Bad Times at the El Royale,” and “Dumb Money,” and he’s continued working extensively on television on shows like “Brooklyn Nine-Nine,” as himself on “The Good Place,” and in the second season of Noah Hawley’s anthology series “Fargo.” In 2023, Offerman finally won his first Emmy for outstanding guest actor in a drama series for his stunning, heartbreaking, single-episode turn on “The Last of Us” in the standout episode “Long, Long Time.”

Peter Stormare (The Ghost)

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Jenko and Schmidt spend the bulk of “22 Jump Street” hunting the mysterious drug dealer known only as “The Ghost,” but Peter Stormare’s character doesn’t actually show up until the movie is well underway (because, naturally, he has an accomplice working at MC State University). There’s not a whole lot to say about The Ghost, to be honest. He’s a snarling caricature of a villain, and Stormare doesn’t need to do a whole lot, but he’s clearly having a ton of fun being in such a ridiculous movie. That said, Stormare is a legendary Hollywood character actor, and you’ve definitely seen him in other projects.

Stormare, who was born in Sweden, started acting in the 1970s in his home country before making the leap to American movies with 1996’s Oscar-winning classic “Fargo” and the 1998 cult comedy “The Big Lebowski.” In 2017, Stormare appeared as the villainous Abram Tarasov, and he’s also shown up in TV shows like the “Yellowstone” spin-off “1923,” the procedural series “Tracker,” and the recent adaptation of “American Gods.”

Wyatt Russell (Zook)

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Wyatt Russell is what some people might refer to as a “nepo baby” — his dad is Kurt Russell, his mom is Goldie Hawn, and his step-siblings are Kate and Oliver Hudson — but it’s a bit shortsighted to reduce him to his family when you consider that he’s very funny. Russell is perfectly cast as the affable, dim-witted football star Zook Haythe, who immediately bonds with Jenko (and is sort of confused by Schmidt’s whole deal, which is, admittedly, weird and off-putting at times). When Jenko and Schmidt get information that the dealer has a conspicuous tattoo — and they spot it on Zook’s bicep — he’s briefly a suspect, but they later learn that he’s just buying WHY-PHY, not supplying it; ultimately, Zook’s biggest role in the movie is to drive a wedge between Jenko and Schmidt as he gets closer to the former (although Jenko learns, over time, that he’s a little bored hanging out with a guy who’s exactly like him).

Besides “22 Jump Street,” you’ve probably seen Russell show up in projects like a (particularly scary) Season 3 episode of “Black Mirror,” on the AMC+ original series “Lodge 49,” in the dark social media satire “Ingrid Goes West,” and alongside Glen Powell in Richard Linklater’s comedy “Everybody Wants Some!!!” Russell also pretty famously played John Walker, the “new” Captain America in the Marvel TV series “Falcon and the Winter Soldier,” and in 2022, he appeared with Andrew Garfield in the true crime miniseries “Under the Banner of Heaven.”

Amber Stevens West (Maya)

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As delightful as Amber Stevens West’s character Maya Dickson is whenever she’s on-screen, it’s also fair to say that the character is little more than a plot device meant to occupy Schmidt. After watching him freestyle about her dead roommate at a slam poetry night — her roommate who died after overdosing on WHY-PHY — Maya inexplicably takes Schmidt back to her dorm, and the fact that she turns out to be Captain Dickson’s daughter just creates a giant rift between the captain and Schmidt (though it’s admittedly very funny). So what has West been doing since she appeared in “22 Jump Street?”

From 2014 to 2019, West played the recurring role of Joy Struthers on “Criminal Minds” — she showed up regularly in Season 10 and returned as a guest star in subsequent seasons — and after playing Maya, she also joined the main cast of short-lived shows like “The Carmichael Show,” “Ghosts,” and “Happy Together.” In 2023, she also appeared in a single episode of Paramount+’s “Frasier” reboot.

Jillian Bell (Mercedes)

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There are a lot of very funny people in “22 Jump Street,” which makes it all the more remarkable that Jillian Bell basically runs away with the movie. After Maya and Schmidt spend the night together, Schmidt is greeted with a jumpscare in the form of Bell’s character Mercedes, who makes sure to say that she was present for their entire encounter and immediately clocks the fact that Schmidt looks way too old to be a college freshman. (She fires off a ton of great zingers during this scene, but the standout might be when she looks directly at Schmidt and deadpans, “Tell me about the war. Any war.”) When it’s revealed that Mercedes is The Ghost’s daughter and is the one supplying the campus, Bell unlocks a more sinister side of the character, but she’s still unbelievably funny; a scene where she and Schmidt fistfight in a Mexican motel room while she keeps wondering if they’re going to “kiss” is another one of the movie’s best highlights.

Bell was probably best known for her supporting role on “Workaholics” when she played Mercedes, and she’s continued working steadily ever since “22 Jump Street.” On the small screen, Bell has popped up in everything from “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” “Eastbound & Down,” “Portlandia,” and “Bob’s Burgers,” and it’s safe to say “22 Jump Street” helped kickstart her movie career. After her turn as Mercedes, Bell appeared in “Office Christmas Party,” “Rough Night,” and long-awaited sequels like “Bill & Ted Face the Music” and “Good Burger 2” — and she led the unexpectedly big-hearted comedy “Brittany Runs a Marathon.”

Keith Lucas & Kenneth Lucas (Keith & Kenny Yang)

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The real-life Lucas twins — Kenny and Keith — only appear briefly in “22 Jump Street” as Jenko and Schmidt’s hallmates Keith and Kenny Yang, but they’re also the guys who feed the two cops baked goods infused with WHY-PHY without telling them. They also have a pretty great bit where they finish each other’s sentences and say the same thing at the same time (a test Jenko and Schmidt, undercover as brothers but not actually related, absolutely fail to pass).

The Lucas twins typically perform together, and aside from “22 Jump Street,” you can see them on shows like “Crashing” and movies like “Babes” — but their biggest recent accomplishment? They co-wrote and co-produced Shaka King’s extraordinary 2021 movie “Judas and the Black Messiah,” which earned the duo a screenwriting nod at the Oscars and won a trophy for star Daniel Kaluuya. (The film was also nominated for best picture but ultimately lost to “Nomadland.”) If nothing else, besides Jonah Hill, the Lucas twins are the only Oscar nominees on this list (though maybe Channing Tatum or Nick Offerman could hit that milestone at some point).

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The Best World War 3 Movies & TV Shows To Watch (Before It’s Too Late)

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By Nick StaniforthOct. 13, 2024 8:45 pm EST

It’s not the cheeriest topic to tackle by any means, and yet, plenty of directors have let slip the dogs of war to paint a nightmarish picture of what a global conflict could look like a third time around. Everyone from blockbuster filmmakers to universally revered storytellers have dared to venture into such nerve-wracking territory, leading to some projects that have been either brilliantly entertaining, undeniably bleak, or both.

But what are the great depictions of the world getting in a scrap with itself once again, and why do they stick out more than most as films worth seeing? Well, looking at this list, the most common theme is that even with the harrowing hypotheticals they might depict, they act as cinematic words of warning echoing years after their initial release. Admittedly, some might involve Arnold Schwarzenegger looking good on a Harley Davidson or Patrick Swayze leading school kids to fight back against invaders, but they have certainly left their mark.

In which case, sit back and scroll through the battlefield we fought through to make this playlist, and maybe after you’ve watched some of them, put on a nice Pixar film or perhaps ask someone for a hug to balance things out.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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Even though the film might spend most of its time trying to avert World War III, that doesn’t stop James Cameron from dipping in and out of a dark future with visuals that are seared into our brains, like when Linda Hamilton’s Sarah Connor is hanging on a chain-link fence. In between Arnold Schwarzenegger’s guardian made of gears undertaking his action-packed mission to protect the future of humanity, “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” spends just the right amount of time to lay it all down and show us just what’s at stake. Admittedly, it’s the same plot device used in the original installment of the Terminator franchise, but instead of getting a glimpse into the nightmares of Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn), it’s Sarah Connor’s vivid imagination that terrifies us just as much as it does her.

Besides Robert Patrick turning his hands into knives and stabbing weapons, it’s Connor’s visions of children turning to ash under scorching white light or Hunter Killer aircrafts gunning down the last line of the human resistance that will always bring the chills. It’s a timeless vista that gets the extra edge by way of the army of skinless Terminators stomping human skulls to dust. In hindsight though, while it might look cool, it does beg the question of how these highly advanced robots are able to manage the uneven terrain that’s made of human bones without the correct footwear on. Just a thought, Mr. Cameron, sir.

When the Wind Blows

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In 1986, director Jimmy T. Murakami made an animated story that Disney would never dream of even going near without a hazmat suit on. “When the Wind Blows” is a bleak British tale set at the end of the world that sees an elderly couple — Jim and Hilda Boggs (John Mills and Peggy Ashcroft) — have their quiet cottage home become their final resting place following an attack from the Soviet Union. Attacks on the United Kingdom lead the couple to live out their last days in a nuclear winter.

They do their best to keep calm and carry on as food begins to diminish or decay. Hilda becomes greatly impacted by radiation poisoning and both prepare for their imminent demise. Like another brutal British-based tale on this list, “When the Wind Blows” easily stands at the top of WWIII-set stories that will sap joy and hope with every passing minute until a final nap in a sack becomes the only sensible option. Honestly, with everything in this pile, this poignant but painfully depressing animation might be worth skimming over.

Red Dawn

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Long before Hugh Jackman made wolverines cool, Patrick Swayze, Charlie Sheen, Lea Thompson, and Jennifer Grey were fighting on home soil in 1984’s “Red Dawn.” Directed by John Milus, the film sees a bunch of Colorado teens hold their own when the Soviet Union invades America, forcing school kids to become soldiers. Swayze plays leader of the pack Jed Eckert, who, with his younger brother Matt (Charlie Sheen), heads into the mountains to dodge the Red Army hot on their trail.

While the film was remade in 2012 with both Chris and Liam Hemsworth taking the roles of the Eckerts, it didn’t match the schlocky, gung-ho action of the original that has kept a lasting impact even now. At the start of the Russian invasion of Ukraine in 2022, Russian tanks that had been destroyed by Ukrainian forces had been left with “wolverines” spray-painted on the side of them as an obvious reference to the movie.

Crimson Tide

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This might be cheating by including Tony Scott’s claustrophobic sub-set thriller “Crimson Tide,” but given how close Gene Hackman sends us into World War III, it can’t be ignored, much as Denzel Washington might try to. Released in 1995, the film sees two great actors battling and sharing screen time; the gum-chewing Captain Franklin “Frank” Ramsey (Hackman) shouts down to his new executive officer, Ron Hunter (Washington), who is stopping his new boss from potentially sparking a new global conflict that puts the whole world at stake.

All hands are truly on deck in bringing this tight and tense drama to reach breaking point as Washington gives as just as good as he gets from the iconic Hackman. What amplifies the battle between these two military men is the added oomph brought about by a score from a young Hans Zimmer. Cinematographer Dariusz Wolski pushes us in close to the hull of the USS Alabama, and all of it being caught under the eerie green glow of displays shows just how close to doom these men are going to take us. An absolutely gripping watch even decades later.

World War Z

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Along with Skynet becoming self aware and making their own red-eyed army, “World War Z” might be another of the most unlikely World Wars to actually become a reality. Doesn’t stop Marc Forster’s film from scaring the absolute snot out of us, though. Brad Pitt is on the run and he’s the only man who can head a globe-trotting mission around the world that’s been overrun by a rapid infection turning humanity into jaw-jerking monsters. As U.N. investigator Gerry Lane, this poor guy doesn’t get a minute to stop and take a breather, as he’s fighting the undead from South Korea, Jerusalem and erm, Wales, where every pit stop comes with a pulse-pounding sequence that makes it one of the best zombie films of all time.

For an outing with the undead showing very little blood, the dread and terror comes with the sheer volume of chaos that unfolds and the quiet moments of self reflection on just how doomed humanity might be. Small appearances from the likes of David Morse, James Badge Dale, and Peter Capaldi all play a part in helping Pitt find the cure in what is a nail-biting finale that annoyingly gets capped off with the worst scene in the entire movie. Iffy product placement aside, this is still a gripping watch that shows the world united against the same toothy, frantic foe. Imagine.

Threads

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Making some of the stories on here feel like Disney movies in comparison, “Threads” might be one of the oldest and budget-bound movies to make this list but it stands as one of the most impactful. Released on British television in 1984 under a budget of £400,000 ($523,272), Mick Jackson directed what is one of the most harrowing depictions of a war-torn United Kingdom after a fictional third World War. The story drops its audience in Sheffield in the North of England, after the Soviet Union and NATO go to war (nothing to be worried about there) sending the nation into collapse.

With not a spark of hope or promise for merry old England to right itself, Jackson’s film written by Barry Hines is relentlessly bleak, giving an honest and scarily realistic depiction of a nation spiraling back to the dark ages. Much like “When the Wind Blows” it’s the stiff upper-lipped Britishness that applies a very no-nonsense portrayal of our worst fears being realized and society turning on itself by way of robbery and violence. Perhaps a worst of all is that “Threads,” like so many of the best horrors, show that the true monster is humanity when pushed to the brink. Honestly, have an episode of your favorite sitcom ready as a chaser. You’ve been warned.

Dr. Strangelove

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If you’re going to watch the end of the world, it might as well be from one the greatest directors that ever lived. Stanley Kubrick’s “Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb” is the beloved comedy that sees the late, great Peter Sellers putting in triple time as three characters in what many deem one of the greatest comedies ever made. Kicking off with a panic-stricken Air Force general with his finger on the starting button for nuclear war, the film is not only a classic, quote-tastic political satire but also delivers the haunting warning of what could be if we’re not too careful and dare to start fighting in the war room.

Like so many of Kubrick’s filmography, “Dr. Strangelove” puts itself apart from every other equally iconic effort and might be one of the most essential viewings on this list. Often imitated but never replicated, this is a daring take at the end of the world that is always worth going back to. Should the end of the world ever make its way to us, seeing one of the greatest films ever made before it happens would be a nice thing to check off the to-do list.

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Is The Movie Fury Based On A True Story?

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By Pauli PoisuoOct. 14, 2024 9:45 am EST

Director David Ayer and star Brad Pitt’s tank film “Fury” is an uncompromising look into the heart of an armed conflict — specifically, the heart of a weary U.S. tank crew in the final stages of World War II. The 2014 film explores the brutality of war and its effects on the men stuck fighting it, in and out of the tank. Its central actors are fully committed to their roles, and the plot features so many memorable and tense moments that some viewers might start wondering whether the movie is based on a true story.

While its events are quite specific and tie into the real timeline of WWII, “Fury” isn’t actually based on a true story. It’s a fictional tale about an equally fictional tank crew, but is nevertheless inspired by real events. Although “Fury” isn’t based on any individual moment in World War II, the makers of the movie did their level best to capture the kinds of experiences a tank crew might have in this time period.

True events inspired the makers of Fury

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The makers of “Fury” put in a whole lot of work to reproduce the life of real, battle-hardened WWII-era tankers. Brad Pitt, Shia LaBeouf, Michael Peña, Jon Bernthal, and Logan Lerman sought advice from people who served in the era’s tank crews, and shaped their performances after their experiences, camaraderie, and the physical and mental toll the veterans described. The actors bonded over a boot camp, spent days packed tightly inside a tank, and ended up smelling like a group that had done just that. They even learned to perform their characters’ duties in the crew for real — Peña, for instance, actually learned to drive an old tank.

Along with the actors playing the tank crew, David Ayer and the crew strived to make the film as historically accurate as possible. “The way we worked was that we got Signal Corps photos, real photos from the period, and did our best to duplicate what we saw,” the director said in an interview with Oregon Live. ” There are mistakes in the movie, I promise it. But we did go to incredible lengths, because I’m a student of history myself, and I understand how dumb mistakes can take you out of the movie. We printed our own German camouflage scanned from actual German uniforms. We got the only running Tiger tank in the world in the movie, which is a first.”

This dedication to detail and historical accuracy is the ace up “Fury’s” sleeve. It’s up to the viewer to decide whether the film ranks as one of the best war movies of all time, but it’s definitely one of the better Brad Pitt movies out there — and it’s hard to find a more impressive WWII film that focuses so tightly on tank warfare.

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The Worst Disney Movies Of All Time

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By Katie RannoOct. 14, 2024 12:15 pm EST

Disney has been bringing movie magic to families for more than 100 years. Characters like Steamboat Willie, Simba, and Olaf have become a part of the pop culture fabric, while films such as “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,” “The Little Mermaid,” and “Pirates of the Caribbean” have set the bar in their own genres. Some have even made Looper’s list of 40 best Disney movies of all time. However, not all of Disney’s big screen releases have received the same amount of pixie dust.

There are plenty of titles from the House of Mouse that fell flat in theaters before becoming cult classics that are now enjoyed by so many. “A Goofy Movie,” “The Black Cauldron,” and “Oliver & Company” are just some of the titles that are still revisited with happy nostalgia decades after being released. But there are also an unfortunate few that still lack the magic needed to be considered a Disney success. Here’s some of the worst Disney theatrical releases, animated and live-action included.

The Jungle Book 2

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“The Jungle Book 2” wanted to be like the 1967 animated original, but its overall story leads it to fall short of becoming a beloved toe-tapping adventure. In the 2003 sequel, Mowgli (Haley Joel Osment) is living with a human family and missing Baloo (John Goodman). He eventually reunites with his best pal, but he also comes face-to-face with old enemies like Shere Khan (Tony Jay).

Roger Ebert points out that there is no complexity to the story, adding that much of the dialogue seems to be used more as filler rather than actually developing the plot. The character lineup proves that Disney was hoping that familiar faces would help carry this story, but the idea of leaning into the familiar goes a bit too far, thanks to constant renditions of “Bare Necessities,” which is reprised no less than three times. However, the incessant repetition could turn this earworm into an annoying reminder of Baloo’s life philosophy. It’s clear that Disney should have spent more time fleshing out the script in order to truly commit to the idea of expanding Mowgli’s world.

Planes

Dusty flying Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

“Planes” is a spin-off of Disney and Pixar’s “Cars,” which raced into the hearts of many families upon its release. However, this high-flying flick is no match for its automobile counterpart, and this could be due to Pixar not being involved. The tale, which was co-produced by DisneyToon Studios and Walt Disney Motion Pictures, follows crop dusting plane Dusty Crophopper (Dane Cook) as he faces his fear of heights in order to chase a dream. Unfortunately, this story about overcoming fear doesn’t have a lot of physical obstacles for its star to overcome.

USA Today wrote that the journey isn’t all that exciting because planes don’t have as many physical obstacles as cars do, which could lend to the predictability. Vulture took issue with the overall visual dullness, pointing out that in real life, planes don’t have much visual. That’s something that should have been taken into consideration, since eye-catching landscapes and death-defying terrain can add so much vibrancy to an adventure movie.

As for the story itself, the beginning briefly introduces characters while a good portion of the first 10 minutes is spent on so many one-liners that audiences may be wondering where the story is actually going. Variety found glaring problems, including the use of broad cultural stereotypes and a plot that follows the well-worn underdog formula rather than pushing the boundaries with a few twists and turns.

Chicken Little

Chicken Little talks to Abby Mallard Buena Vista Pictures Distribution/Walt Disney Pictures

Disney tried to bring its magic to another classic tale with the animated adaptation of “Chicken Little,” but it doesn’t match the majesty of films like “Sleeping Beauty” and “The Sword and the Stone,” to which it seems to give a nod to by opening the movie with visuals of a storybook. It’s one of many fairy tale jokes in the film, and one of the many things that only adults will notice. Once the initial fairy tale homages are over, the movie works very hard to expand the short, classic fable by introducing Chicken Little (Zach Braff) while he is in the middle of his frantic claim about the sky falling. The audience is then whisked to the present day where the title character is eventually faced with an alien invasion.

His three best friends, Abby Mallard (Joan Cusack), Runt of the Litter (Steve Zahn), and Fish Out of Water (Dan Molina) try to move the plot along, but an over abundance of jokes and car ride chatter between Chicken Little and his dad Buck Cluck (Garry Marshall) could have been replaced with more plot details. The San Francisco Chronicle found the incessant jokes and pop culture references amusing, even though they clutter the plot. The BBC begs to differ, writing that cuteness and charm cannot overshadow the lack of story found in this relatively short film, clocking in at under 90 minutes.

The Country Bears

Henry and Beary standing together Buena Vista Pictures Distribution/Walt Disney Pictures

A rewatch of this 2002 film will make audiences realize that this is Disney’s attempt to make a family-friendly “This is Spinal Tap” that appeals to country music fans, but it just ends up being one of the flops that Disney wants you to forget about. “The Country Bears” follows Beary Barrington (Haley Joel Osment) on his quest to reunite the titular band. While talking animals are hallmarks of the Disney brand, live-action talking animals are a whole different story.

The opening scenes of The Country Bears in concert feels reminiscent of Chuck E. Cheese’s Munch’s Make-Believe Band — minus the pizza. The Washington Post reminds viewers that this film is actually based on Disney’s own animatronic band that headlines the Disney World attraction “Country Bear Musical Jamboree.” The spectacle reopened following a makeover in July 2024, proving there is still an audience for these cuddly country crooners. However, The Washington Post called the movie awkward with not enough jokes to help its entertainment value. Music greats like Bonnie Raitt and Don Henley lend their voices to the cast, and even Willie Nelson, Queen Latifa, and Elton John make appearances as themselves. Alas, their star power isn’t enough to send this comeback story to the Country Music Hall of Fame. It’s a movie that proves that not all theme park attractions fit into a linear storyline.

Condorman

Woody talks into a radio Buena Vista Pictures Distribution/Walt Disney Productions/YouTube

“Condorman” is one of those strange superhero movies that you may not know existed. It tries to be “Superman” with the sleek appeal of early “James Bond” films, but the 1981 film falls short of expectations. It focuses on cartoonist Woody Wilkins (Michael Crawford), who steps into the shoes of the title superhero while using his CIA courier gig to help a Soviet spy defect. Its family-friendly appeal coupled with relatable goofiness makes it feel like a movie version of “The Greatest American Hero,” which also premiered in 1981. It just doesn’t land the same way as the classic TV series, and that could be because of how the movie views its overall appeal.

At times, “Condorman” takes itself too seriously, which could be why it falls flat. One such example is the villain Krokov (Oliver Reed). While his ranting and raving is meant to be sincere, it’s so over-the-top that it elicits chuckles rather than engaging the audience with dialogue that could signal key plot twists. Woody also takes his role a little too seriously at times, adding to the cheese factor. “Condorman” shows that such a fantastical story should lean into its goofy vibes rather than melodrama.

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

Clara riding a horse with Phillip behind her Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

“The Nutcracker and the Four Realms” has a disjointed story, awkward scenery, and a way-too-scary villain. It begins with Clara Stahlbaum (Mackenzie Foy) receiving a mysterious egg from her recently deceased mother. As she searches for the egg’s key, Clara discovers a snowy universe reminiscent of Narnia. As the title states, there are four realms, but the scenery feels disjointed upon Clara’s entrance, which quickly turns from snowy haven to a landscape that looks more like “Alice in Wonderland.”

CNN points out that the lack of original production design matches a lack of inventiveness in this script. Dialogue is a problem because it feels more like filler rather than plot devices, especially when there are repetitive scenes showing Clara yelling at mice to give her the key to her egg. As for its characters, Clara’s father, Mr. Stahlbaum (Matthew Macfadyen) shares grief that comes across more like harsh annoyance toward his three children, quickly dismissing their feelings and giving demands amid Drosselmeyer’s (Morgan Freeman) holiday party. However, Clara is given a third-dimension in this adaptation as she showcases her passion for engineering and problem solving.

Time Out wrote that the villain, the Mouse King, is a glaring problem because he is a monster made up of hundreds of realistic CGI mice. This imagery could be too scary for young audiences, and it will make adults with mice phobias retreat immediately.

Return to Never Land

Jane and Peter Pan flying Buena Vista Pictures Distribution/Walt Disney Pictures

While there’s plenty of familiar scenery and fun characters, there’s not enough pixie dust in the world to make “Return to Never Land” fly on the big screen. The story begins with Captain Hook (Corey Burton) entering a World War II-era London in an attempt to kidnap Wendy (Kath Soucie). He takes her daughter Jane (Harriet Owen) instead, mistaking her for her mother. Once the Jolly Roger is back in Never Land, Peter Pan (Blayne Weaver) saves Jane and starts showing her the ropes of this magical oasis.

The story is meant to expand upon Jane, who is mentioned in the original literary works written by author J.M. Barrie. While Disney seamlessly introduces this character to its version of Never Land, the story itself is not as successful. This is meant to be a new adventure, but as the BBC points out, it has a copy-cat feel that lacks enchantment. Peter spends plenty of time introducing Jane to the Lost Boys, teaching her how to fly, and helping her believe in magic, all while trying to ward off Captain Hook. This magical realm is an eye-catching spectacle for little kids, but the story doesn’t do much to interest adults.

Doug’s 1st Movie

Skeeter and Doug stand together Buena Vista Pictures Distribution/Walt Disney Pictures

“Doug’s 1st Movie” was Disney’s chance to capitalize on a built-in fanbase, but Doug’s big screen adventure just feels like an elongated episode of the TV series. In the film, Doug Funnie (Thomas McHugh) and his best friend Skeeter (Fred Newman) discover the legendary Neematoad lurking in Lucky Duck Lake, which is being polluted by Bluffco. It is up to them to protect their new friend and expose the actions that are putting the environment in jeopardy — all while Doug tries to make time for his crush Patti Mayonnaise (Constance Shulman) ahead of the big school dance.

The New York Times wrote that positive lessons are front-and-center, including protecting nature and showing people that differences should be embraced. Positive messages have been a hallmark of the “Doug” TV series, and it’s a very important ingredient in a film geared toward a young audience. While this film does expand on the Neematoad legend talked about in the series, the Times said the tale is not at all inspired, noting similarities to “E.T.,” including a scene where the creature wears a disguise that includes a blonde wig.

But an uninspired story is not the only problem that plagues “Doug’s 1st Movie.” Before “Doug” became a Disney series, it spent four seasons delighting Nickelodeon audiences. Fans have spent years debating which version of the series is better, and this controversy could have doomed “Doug’s 1st Movie” even before its premiere.

Brother Bear

Koda feeling the breeze in front of Kenai Buena Vista Pictures Distribution/Walt Disney Pictures

Centering a story around Disney’s trademark of cute and cuddly animals seemed like a good idea, but it didn’t translate into the bear-sized success that the House of Mouse was hoping for. “Brother Bear” chronicles the transformation of a young man named Kenai (Joaquin Phoenix) who kills a bear to avenge his brother’s death. He is then transformed into a bear and becomes a surrogate big brother to a cub named Koda (Jeremy Suarez). While it was a 2004 Academy Award nominee in the best animated feature category, critics were not thrilled with this coming-of-age, nature-centered tale.

The BBC called it a run-of-the-mill film with only a superficial resemblance to a Disney classic. Detroit Free Press points out that there are too many similarities between “Brother Bear,” “Pocahontas,” and “The Lion King,” which is why this tale feels recycled rather than inspired. Including a soundtrack helmed by Phil Collins adds to that recycled feel, since he also wrote the songs for “Tarzan” in 1999.

The Lone Ranger

Tonto and the Lone Ranger walk together Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

For decades, “The Lone Ranger” has been known as a pioneering radio drama enjoyed by generations, but Disney’s big-screen adaptation turned into one of those overhyped movies that ended up being terrible. The 2013 movie opens on Tonto (Johnny Depp) revisiting the adventures he shared with the Lone Ranger (Armie Hammer) while recalling how they took down outlaws in the Old West. Disney saw big success with the Johnny Depp-led “Pirates of the Caribbean,” but Depp’s performance couldn’t save the flat script that makes the 149-minute runtime exhausting.

The Guardian wrote that while “The Lone Ranger” does try to play with different genres, the constant weaving makes for a film that cannot figure out its true identity. Vulture points out that there is an odd combination of buddy comedy and carnage, and that while it tries to include humorous moments, audiences will not find much to laugh at.

Wish

Magnifico looks at wishes Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

“Wish” follows Asha (Ariana DeBose) as she fights to rescue wishes held captive by the conniving Magnifico (Chris Pine), who doesn’t believe that every person’s wish should be granted. It is clear that Disney was hoping that this film would become a modern classic that connects a younger audience to the brand’s animated classics. However, the references that are meant to be slight nods to the animated golden era go too far, sending this tale into copycat territory.

The plot is propelled by Asha wishing upon a star that comes down to Earth to help her complete her quest. While this makes sense in a movie titled “Wish,” it is also a predictable plot device, given that Disney’s anthem is “When You Wish Upon a Star.” Magnifico is caught crushing dreams that include depictions of Peter Pan and Neverland and a perfect nanny in reference to “Mary Poppins.” The Easter eggs continued to be peppered throughout, from forest cottage scenes that are animated in the style of “Sleeping Beauty” to the poison apple on Magnifico’s desk. Even the ending of “Wish” has allusions to Disney canon that need to be explained. The film spends so much time celebrating Disney’s past that there is not enough of its runtime left to flesh out the tale that could have helped define Disney’s future.

Home on the Range

Maggie looks toward the right Buena Vista Pictures Distribution/Walt Disney Pictures

This 2004 animated Western follows Maggie (Roseanne Barr), a cow who is sent to a new home after her previous farmer loses his land due to the crimes of Alameda Slim (Randy Quaid). But Maggie’s new home is in jeopardy when the owner is faced with an eviction notice, unless she can come up with $750. Maggie and her fellow dairy cows set out on a quest to find Slim in order to claim the reward money. Roger Ebert wrote that there is a lack of originality, since the plot feels like it could have been copied from any 1940s cowboy flick, but the bright colors and fun characters will still delight young audiences.

While this does feel like a run-of-the-mill Western, it’s also an adventure story that is very frantic due to an overabundance of characters. “Home on the Range” begins by setting up its main story with three dairy cows, a farm owner, the local sheriff, and the outlaw who is ruining farms. That’s enough for a solid western, but a B-story is set up when a bounty hunter named Rico (Charles Dennis) goes after Slim, while at the same time Buck (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), the sheriff’s horse, is seeking his own adventure. All of these narratives will eventually collide into each other, but it’s too much story for the runtime that’s allotted.

Alice Through the Looking Glass

Mad Hatter looks toward left Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

Tim Burton is known for helming whimsical worlds that have their own unique vibrancy, but “Alice Through the Looking Glass” has bright visuals that clash to the point where audiences can’t focus on the story. The 2016 sequel to Burton’s 2010 “Alice in Wonderland” finds Alice Kingsleigh (Mia Wasikowska) traveling to the past in order to save the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp).

The story is overstuffed from the beginning, with Alice receiving word about the troubled Mad Hatter as a distracting subplot about Humpty Dumpty (Wally Wingert) happens behind her. This after audiences already received a lot of information regarding Alice’s own personal problems, which focus on her ex-fiancé Hamish Ascot (Leo Bill) scheming to take her father’s ship. The chaotic entrance into Wonderland doesn’t help when more characters are introduced, while others are revisited in this journey through the past. Leonard Maltin called “Alice Through the Looking Glass” exhausting, noting that the 113-minute runtime feels far too long.

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7 Movies You Have To Watch If You Liked Gone Girl

Amy in forefront Nick behind her Gone Girl 20th Century Fox
By Nina StarnerOct. 14, 2024 1:45 pm EST

This article contains discussions of addiction, mass violence, mental health, sexual assault, and suicide.

In 2014, acclaimed director David Fincher released his adaptation of Gillian Flynn’s hit novel “Gone Girl,” and whether he meant to or not, he — and Flynn, who adapted her own novel for the screen — ushered in a new genre, albeit a very niche one. Soon, tons of novels and books focused on good girls gone bad, unreliable female narrators, mysteries with huge twists halfway through, or some combination of the three, which makes sense when you consider the fact that “Gone Girl” earned massive critical acclaim and proved to be a solid hit at the box office to boot.

As a quick refresher, “Gone Girl” opens as Nick Dunne (Ben Affleck) prepares to celebrate his five-year wedding anniversary with his wife Amy Elliott Dunne (Rosamund Pike), only to discover a disturbing scene in their house … and no Amy to be found. The story that unravels from that point intersperses Amy’s diary entries from the earliest days of their relationship with Nick’s desperate, fumbling search for his missing wife — even as he becomes the main suspect in her disappearance. Amy is definitely an anti-hero — and, frankly, a psychopath — but she’s undeniably fascinating, and when the Amy-centric twist hits, you’ll be absolutely flabbergasted (if it’s your first time watching the movie, that is). Whether you’re rewatching “Gone Girl” for the millionth time or just checked it out after all these years, what should you watch next? From Fincher’s other movies to films undeniably inspired by “Gone Girl,” here are a few suggestions.

Luckiest Girl Alive (2022)

Ani looking back scared Luckiest Girl Alive Netflix

Like “Gone Girl,” the 2022 Netflix film “Luckiest Girl Alive” is adapted from a bestselling novel … and it also brought the book’s author, Jessica Knoll, on board as the main screenwriter. Directed by Mike Barker and produced by its leading lady Mila Kunis, “Luckiest Girl Alive” stars Kunis as Tifani “Ani” Fanelli, a successful magazine editor living her dream life in New York — complete with a handsome and wealthy fiancé, Luke Harrison (Finn Wittrock) — who has to face her troubled past when documentary filmmaker Aaron Wickersham (Dalmar Abuzeid) approaches her about her high school years. While Ani attended high school at the upscale, prestigious Bentley School, she experienced a deeply traumatic sexual assault at the hands of three of her classmates; in the horrible aftermath of Ani’s assault, one of her classmates and only friends, Arthur Finneman (Thomas Barbusca), committed a school shooting that leaves multiple teenagers injured or dead.

By switching between Ani in the present day and her as a teenager — played by Chiara Aurelia, best known for the series “Cruel Summer” — the movie paints the fullest possible picture of a woman who’s struggling to leave her past behind, and even if you know the horrors that befall Ani and her high school, you’ll still be plenty shocked by the rest of the film’s twists and turns. Ani definitely isn’t a psychopath like Amy Elliott Dunne — so even though the vibe is similar to “Gone Girl,” you’ll actually want to root for the protagonist this time.

The Girl on the Train (2016)

Rachel concerned talking The Girl on the Train Universal Pictures

Adapted from yet another hit novel — this one by Paula Hawkins — Tate Taylor’s 2016 film “The Girl on the Train” is probably the first major descendant of “Gone Girl,” using both an unreliable narrator and sticking the word “girl” right there in the title. Both Hawkins’ book and Taylor’s movie focus on struggling alcoholic Rachel Watson — played on-screen by Emily Blunt — who spends her days aimlessly riding a train back and forth from her home to “the city,” despite the fact that she doesn’t have a job. (While the book takes places in the London area, the movie moves the action to New York City.) While on board the train, Rachel watches a young couple — Scott and Megan Hipwell, played by Luke Evans and Haley Bennett — live what appear to be idyllic lives, and also keeps a close eye on her own ex-husband Tom Watson (Justin Theroux) and his new wife Anna (Rebecca Ferguson) raise their young daughter. When Megan disappears, Rachel gets way too involved in the investigation … but due to her constant overconsumption and the fact that Tom has led a smear campaign against her, nobody believes her, and her mental health severely deterioriates as a result.

Just like “Gone Girl,” “The Girl on the Train” builds up an intense ending with a ton of twists and turns … and like “Gone Girl,” it’s ultimately revealed that while Rachel might not be the most reliable witness of all time, Tom isn’t exactly a shining beacon of honesty either. If you’re looking for another movie where nobody is quite who they seem, “The Girl on the Train” is for you.

A Simple Favor (2018)

Stephanie taking Emily's photo A Simple Favor Lionsgate

To be fair, Paul Feig’s 2018 film “A Simple Favor” is a lot campier and sillier than “Gone Girl” — but it’s a ton of fun and also features a suspicious disappearance that hides some sort of larger secret. We first meet Anna Kendrick’s “mommy blogger” Stephanie Smothers, who is completely overwhelmed when she meets the effortlessly cool, Christian Louboutin-clad Emily Nelson (Blake Lively, having an outrageous amount of fun) while they both pick up their young sons from school. Inexplicably, Emily and Stephanie hit it off and become friends while sharing many, many gin martinis, so when Emily suddenly leaves town and asks Stephanie to watch her son Nicky (Ian Ho), Stephanie thinks little of it. After a few days, though, Stephanie starts to worry, as does Emily’s handsome novelist husband Sean Townsend (Henry Golding); the truth is a lot darker than Stephanie can possibly imagine at first, and even while she starts a romantic relationship with Sean, she tries to uncover the truth about Emily.

“A Simple Favor” is a deliciously over-the-top ride, and both Lively and Kendrick are at their absolute best here, with Kendrick excelling at the “goody two-shoes” role and Lively playing the kind of “cool girl” that Amy Elliott Dunne monologued about in “Gone Girl.” If you feel like it, pair “A Simple Favor” with an ice-cold gin martini — it’s a perfect combination.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)

Lisbeth dark eyeliner and hair looking The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Sony Pictures Releasing

Stieg Larsson’s hit 2005 novel “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” was actually adapted into two very different movies — a Swedish-language version in 2009 with Noomi Rapace as the hardcore hacker Lisbeth Salander, and David Fincher’s take on Larsson’s book with Rooney Mara as Lisbeth that released in 2011. Since Fincher also helmed “Gone Girl,” we’ll focus on his version for this list (though you should definitely check out the Swedish version if you have the time).

Alongside Lisbeth — a traumatized, steely woman who has faced decades of sexual violence and abuse — the movie introduces us to Daniel Craig’s Mikael Blomkvist, who agrees to help the wealthy businessman Henrik Vanger (Christopher Plummer) track down his missing granddaughter. (Mikael’s reputation has been ruined by another businessman, Ulf Friberg’s Hans-Erik Wennerström, and Henrik has incriminating inforrmation on Hans-Erik that could help Mikael bring him down.) In the process, Mikael meets Lisbeth, and the two form an uneasy alliance — and even a romantic connection — while Lisbeth helps him research and look for Harriet Vanger (played by Joely Richardson). It should be said that “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” features some intensely disturbing depictions of sexual violence in both versions (though it’s not like “Gone Girl” is a particularly easy watch either), but it’s commendable that the film is frank and blunt about the horrors that women like Lisbeth face. Unfortunately, there probably won’t be a sequel to “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” — Larsson wrote two follow-up novels about Mikael and Lisbeth but died before he could complete a full series — but Fincher’s 2011 adaptation is there when you’re ready.

Zodiac (2007)

Paul and Robert in office Zodiac Paramount Pictures/Warner Bros.

On the surface, the only thing that “Zodiac” and “Gone Girl” have in common is that they’re both directed by David Fincher, but the truth is that they’re both about capable yet hapless men hunting an advanced, brilliant, and elusive killer who evades them at every turn. Based on real author Robert Graysmith’s books “Zodiac” and “Zodiac: Unmasked” — with Graysmith himself played onscreen by Jake Gyllenhaal — the movie spans fourteen years beginning in 1969, the year the real Zodiac killer (who was never caught) kicked off his murder spree and started taunting the police with bizarre, cipher-filled letters that made little to no sense. Though Graysmith is just a political cartoonist at the San Francisco Chronicle, he ends up obsessed with the Zodiac case after his newspaper receives some of those letters; eventually, he convinces crime reporter Paul Avery (Robert Downey Jr.) to work with him to try and unmask the killer.

With a supporting cast that includes Mark Ruffalo, Brian Cox, Anthony Edwards, and Chloë Sevigny, “Zodiac” is, without question, one of Fincher’s very best movies … and though we don’t meet the killer like we do in “Gone Girl,” it’s still riveting to watch as several people try to crack a case only to be constantly outsmarted by a vicious psychopath. Whether you just loved “Gone Girl” or you want to put together a Fincher retrospective, “Zodiac” is a perfect choice.

Prisoners (2013)

Dover pinning Alex to car Prisoners Warner Bros.

“Prisoners” definitely matches the dark tone of “Gone Girl,” and more to the point, it’s a movie where a man is singularly obsessed after a horrific crime is committed and will stop at nothing to reveal the real culprit — just like Nick Dunne does once he starts to suspect his wife is framing him. Denis Villeneuve’s 2013 crime drama centers around two families, the Dovers and the Birches, living in a small town in Pennsylvania … and after they celebrate Thanksgiving together, young Anna Dover (Erin Gerasimovich) and Joy Birch (Kyla-Drew Simmons) go missing while they’re playing in the yard. Though a suspicious guy named Alex Jones (Paul Dano) is initially arrested, the police can’t charge him after they can’t find any evidence that he kidnapped the girls, which sends Anna’s father Keller Dover (Hugh Jackman) into a total frenzy. Throughout the movie, Keller stalks and hunts Alex, even torturing the man for information; meanwhile, Detective Loki (Jake Gyllenhaal) tries to find the two missing girls in the hopes that they’re still alive.

“Prisoners” is packed full of wild twists and turns — if you think you know who the real kidnapper is, think again — and features absolutely stunning central performances from Gyllenhaal, Dano, and especially Jackman, the latter of whom plays somewhat against type as a ruthless father willing to bend and even break the law to find his missing daughter. If you want to be kept guessing and watch a gripping psychological drama but you’ve already seen “Gone Girl,” definitely try “Prisoners.”

Side Effects (2013)

Emily and Martin kissing Side Effects Open Road Films

Throughout “Gone Girl,” Amy Elliott Dunne is manipulated and lied to by both her husband Nick and her parents — not that it excuses any of her worse behavior — and in Steven Soderbergh’s intense drama “Side Effects,” Rooney Mara’s character Emily Taylor is manipulated and lied to by her husband and psychiatric professionals. At the beginning of the film, Emily drives into a wall in an apparent suicide attempt just as her husband Martin (Channing Tatum) is set to be released from prison for insider trading; as a result, Emily is placed on a veritable cocktail of drugs by her psychiatric team Dr. Jonathan Banks (Jude Law) and Dr. Victoria Siebert (Catherine Zeta-Jones). When Emily kills Martin while she’s sleepwalking — an apparent side effect of the drugs — she’s acquitted, but Dr. Banks’ reputation is ruined, and he starts to suspect that Emily might not have been entirely forthcoming during their treatment.

“Side Effects” is a disturbing, twisted story where you never quite know who’s telling the truth or who’s to blame for what — much like in “Gone Girl,” where two to three people are usually at fault at any given time — and right up until the last moment, you’ll be left guessing. From unreliable characters to women committing wrongs, “Side Effects” is a perfect follow-up to “Gone Girl” if you’re looking for the same unsettling feeling you’ll get from David Fincher’s film.

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